you have a squirrel down your pants?
Doesn't everyone?
You sure as hell don't! Unless you put them on your head, but wouldn't that of shown up on the picture?
Squirrels don't wear pants...on their heads...do they?
What does that have to do with this? You're ruining a perfectly good quote chain.
But I was the first to be quoted! INFIDEL! THE STREETS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE EXPLODING SQUIRREL PANTS (not pictured)!!!
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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!