Time for another series, or is that two? This is the story about a clown and a mob wannabe. Whose, as you can guess stories will (and sort of have) collide (collided) So for your viewing pleasure I gave you Sean and Peter:

Sean's story 1 by Bazilla 2-18-02

Right brother, what I need you to do is go to the Sahara and kill everyone. Isn't the Sahara empty? Excatly! That's why it would be easy to kill all of them. But what if people are there? Oh god! We can't kill them, that would get us in total shit!

Peter's story 1 by Bazilla 2-18-02

So you were here why? I'm a clown, I'm here to entertain children. In what way? Um, funny and um humourous ways. Oh, like when you hold the pies then trip, and your whole face is covered in pie, that sure is funny. Yeah. Um, see I'm just doing my bit for the kids.

Sean's Story 2 by Bazilla 2-18-02

YAY! Look at me I killed all the fuckers in the Sahara! Oh shit! Jesus! Um, little girl, do you mind leaving at the moment, see I want to be the first person to kill all the people in the Sahara, but I don't um I don't know how to kill. Sure. *phew* YAY! Look at me! I killed every single fucker in the Sahara!

Peter's story 2 by Bazilla 2-18-02

Hello little girl, what do you want for, (No wait that's the wrong persona idiot!) Have you had a fun day today? Yes! Really? What did you do? I went to the Sahara, but some crazy man wanted to be proclaimed to be the first person to kill every one there, so I left.

Sean's story 3 by Bazilla 2-18-02

I done it! I killed everyone in the Sahara! Well done kid! So now you can join the mob! I can! Oh boy, I hope they accept me! Oh don't worry, they will. *wink* *wink* Still got that eye problem, yeah?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Sean's story 5 by Bazilla 2-18-02

So I says we go to the superbowl and then kill both quarterbacks! What the fuck are you talking about!? The superbowl won't be for 11 months! OK then, so I says we get these big motherfucking rotor turbines that *can* generate gravitons by themselves Um, wouldn't it make more sense if we just robbed a bank or something? Right! I got it, I says we go in a bank, yeah? and then we go up to the, and rob the bank. Wow, see cowboy, you can come up with a good idea when you think about it.

Peter's story 5 by Bazilla 2-18-02

*yawn* Man this sucks. And I mean more than Wirthling does!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Sean's story 6 by Bazilla 2-18-02

Hello! Welcome to the bankiest bank in the world! Yes, um, I would like to take out $1 million please? Okey Dokey! And your name? Oh it's not my money, I want to um, take it if you know what I mean? Right, um ok, that's illegal at the moment, that means that it's breaking the law, so if you'll just bear with me a minute while I call the police please. Right, thanks!

Peter's story 6 by Bazilla 2-18-02

I could really go for a change. That's better. How come the moon is out, yet the sky is blue? Talk about surreal.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Sean's story 7 by Bazilla 2-18-02

Come with me. Why!? What did I do? Well see, you attempted to rob a bank. Oh yeah....that. In you go, sorry, you have to suffer with the clown.

Peter's story 7 by Bazilla 2-18-02

How easy was that! All I had to do was throw my hat to the moon which triggered the hidden door. Now all to do is hope they don't notice. Ahhhhhhhhhh. *thump* oh shit.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Sean's story 8 by Bazilla 2-18-02

Clown? What clown? You know, the kid raping one! There's no-one here. Where's he gone? Sucker!

Peter's story 8 by Bazilla 2-18-02

Hello! Help me! I've stuck down this here hole. Help! Phew, I think I'm safe. Hello? A little help please?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Hmmm...

Hole lotta Rosie by kramer_vs_kramer 9-09-01

Quick boy, go get help! Tell someone I'm stuck down this hole and need help badly! So... Woofums! Woof! Woofity woofity woof! Grrr! Yelp! Woofy woofy woof! Rrrrrr. Bark! Barkuss! Woofle woofle woofums! Cool! A dog on a ball!

Sean and Peter's story 9 by Bazilla 2-18-02

I don't know, what would the mob do? So I says "That person ain't gonna get out of the hole by himself" What the fuck? What man? Wait a minute, are you a kid raping clown? YeeeeNO! No I'm not.

Sean and Peter's story 10 by Bazilla 2-18-02

Have you just broken out of a prison? Yeah, why? Well I was in there and you had disapeared, what were you in there for? Some girl said I killed everyone in the Sahara, and so I got locked up. You mean you killed everyone there!? No wonder I found it so easy. No, I didn't kill anyone, wait a minute, you're the person that killed them all! You're the reason I got locked up!?

Sean and Peter's story 11 by Bazilla 2-18-02

No, me!? I didn't do anything. Hey, where'd he go? Thought you could get away did you? No, I didn't do anything! It was the one armed man! That's what they all say! No, it acutually was, the man with the booze!

Sean and Peter's ending. by Bazilla 2-18-02

Man, I can't believe we both ended up hre, what's gonna happen to our careers? I don't know, will the mob accept me again after being locked up? Probably not, but look at me, I'll never entertain kids again. They were acutually entertained? I was, what's the difference? Kids entertaining you is illegal.

And kramer, the hole thing was made on purpose, hence I chose the bush background.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I've just checked, and I've made the first comic with the word "fuxake" in it. Jealous? Oh and coincidentally, I've just heard that on this day, some years ago it snowed in the Sahara.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That's because "fuxake" is not a word.

... And the snow killed everyone.

Good series, Baz -- your best work yet.

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Thanks, I thought it lacked in humour (hard to make a proper plot, and to make it really funny at the same time), but made up in originality. I had arguments with myself on whether to do like 3 parts of one's story and some's else three, do one of each, or go through 1 story and then the other, but realised this would be too hard for my little brain.

Oh and kramer, notice how fuxake, is like fuck's sake, only my way. And it's not as if some word someone else made up is a real word! so there ;-)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.