As a member of the Veterinary School at Texas A&M, I am proud to present pictures of the world's first cloned cat.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I was found lying down, with my keyboard in my mouth and the entire contents of my bowels spilled on the floor because of that.

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Dad was flammable

Tell Andy's kid not to watch this or he'll have a seizure.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Big deal. My kitten does that all the time.

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What others say about boorite!

Really? My kitten seems to just stare at me. For hours. It's creepy really.

This morning, however, she found her treats and upon realizing she couldn't open the package herself, she brought them out to me. I think I'm the only one who found it hillarious.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Unfortunately, the tranquilizer dart did not take effect quickly enough and my wife had enough time to complete the transaction on a new kitty for us. His name is Oslo and he is ~6 months old. He's mostly white with cocoa-colored ear tips and tail and he has eerie blue eyes. He mostly hides under the stairs.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That's exactly where I would be hiding
if you were my owner...

: )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

This is Arian. The Hell kitten. Her favorite thing is to drag the toy mouse attached to the fishing pole around the house. WHen she's not doing that, she's attacking me or trying to flush the toilet to watch the swirl. She was so cute when she was little...she sorta looks like that link before I get attacked though.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Evil!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

So, Andy was right then? Every SC regular has either facial hair or a cat....

or in some cases (Kaufman, boorite, LadyJ), both!

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Dad was flammable