This is my first time in the realms of Critic Town, so critique away! These are all very random and incoherent, but they tickle my funny bone you horrible, relentless drones! What more do you want?!

So, who's up for some table tennis?

Too much drinking from the Jeff Corwin Experience by Spiffy415 12-29-01

Damn hangover! Can't concentrate on Survivor! You are the weakest link! Fuck! Chris won immunity! What! That ass couldn't immunity himself out of a paper bag! They voted off Dawn! Incredible! No more hangover! Just a faint, spinning...light-headed...pain Fuck! Tony Danza endorsing Survivor gear! Give me that damn hammer!

Chew slowly, Georgie! by Spiffy415 1-19-02

American-British Relations continue to improve... Prince Charles, did you hear about Bush? Oh this should be good He choked on a pretzel Egads man!! I hope the pretzel is all right!

All hail the pretzel by Spiffy415 1-19-02

I am George Bush! We will find Osama Bin Laden and make him pay! We will show that we are true Americans by bombing the shit out of Afghanistan! Fear us! We are America! ACK! Pretzel lodged in throat! Damn those Arabs! They've gotten to the salty confections! God Bless that pretzel

Quarrel Emerges by Spiffy415 1-19-02

Bless you for Monty Python! Bless you for National Lampoon! Bless you for The Who! Bless you for O-Town! O-Town?! Fuck you for the Revolutionary War! Fuck you for George Bush!

Hefty Bag Wrapping Paper by Spiffy415 1-20-02

Why is there a Hefty trash bag under the tree? It's a gift! See? It has a bow! It's a leaf-blower. Gas-powered! Five horsepower! I want a divorce. I also got you some myrrh.

[Click to view comic: 'The Sorry State of Television']

[Click to view comic: 'Prom Dates '02']

[Click to view comic: 'The Passing of Wisdom']

[Click to view comic: 'My Ode to Chemistry Part Two']

[Click to view comic: 'You Can Be My Hero, Baby']

[Click to view comic: 'Right Said Fred']

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More organs means more human.

Quite a few good ones in that batch. What's more, you're a *funny* Invader Zim fan. Too many Jhonen fans come here writing incoherant blather and try to pass it off as humor.

I don't get the Invader Zim references... I couldn't tell you which strips even use them. But "Hefty Bag" was particularly good, as well as anything making fun of GWB.

[observation]See folks, newbies get a fine reception around here when their strips are halfway decent and they don't act in annoying, irritating ways. Simple415 was even smart enough to use the UBB codes on his first post.[/observation]

Nice entrance, Simple415!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

and he was actually here for a while before he came to the forums.

I made UBB tags in my furst post, to bad my comics sucked.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

So was I, and look at the huge success I've become!

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Dad was flammable

I was here for a week before I came, obviusly didn't work for me. Though Spiffy has been here for over a month.

Oh and good comics! Though I've never heard of Invader Zim, are they a band or something?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I also like this one:

An Afternoon Pick-me-up by Spiffy415 2-22-02

You drunk? No. Then what are you doing? Lowering the blood content in my alcohol system. Isn't that the same thing? No.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Thumbs aloft!

The Zim reference is in his/her sig. Invader Zim is a cartoon on Nickelodeon and is the brainchild of Jhonen Vasquez. It's a fun show that I don't get to see enough of. I'm more familiar with Jhonen's comic books such as "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac," "Squee," and "I Feel Sick" though, which are all delightfuly insane and yet also intelligent and insightful.

Drexle - why thank you. Glad to see a fellow Zim fan who can at least name former Jhonen work, let alone be a Dirge fan as well.

Do you know why you don't see any Zim anymore? It's because Nickelodeon canned it. If you like, you can join my Brigade of Raging Inflamants. We plan to remove the toilet seats of the Nickelodeon headquarters and hold them ransom. So far it is I, and my stuffed raccoon. Join now and recieve a complementary can of Endust for electronics.

fuzzyman - Aha! Have I encountered another true-blue Dubya hater? You'd obviously be a fan of the Boot Bush Countdown.

Only 1061 days, 21 hours, 27 minutes, 24 seconds until Inauguration Day 2005!

dcomposed - Yes, I've been around a bit but never bothered to indulge into the forums.

Kajun Firefly - Then, I believe I must ambush you for your autograph! Here, here! Sign my clavicle!

Bazilla - Thank you, and Invader Zim is, as Drexle states, a cartoon on Nickelodeon. Former cartoon on Nickelodeon.

As for that other work of mine, I actually made that after I spawned this post, though I'm not sure whether or not I would have included it if the time of its creation fell in between posting this. Glad you like it!

kramer_vs_kramer - I rejoice at your thumbs!

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More organs means more human.

I'll join, goddamn nickelodean.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Welcome to the brotherhood, my fellow Irken contributor!

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I was here for half a year before poking my head into the forums, I guess that tactic is only for the people with some kind of patience.

Spiffy, I can't give you an autograph until you bring me three small bits of wood and 4 cc of mouse blood.

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Dad was flammable

Are you so naive to think that I have mice just running at my whim?! In fact, mice don't even exist where I live. You'll have to provide me with sufficient proof that they do before I venture out to find one.

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They canned Zim! It only just started here in the UK!

PS Now I've read your strips, and they are good!

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

Well that settles it! I'm hoping the next flight to grand ol' Britain!

It's such a sad waste, since they only just came out with trundles of merchandise in November/December. *le sigh*

I'm glad you enjoyed them, Sir Han!

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when is it on?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Merchendise? What like?

We ain't had none of that!

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

skagg - it used to be on Friday nights at 9 but now it's only on at 1 on sundays

hanbidge - everything you could imagine! Shirts, shoelaces, hats, stickers, everything!

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Lucky yanks.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

we have lots of four-leaf clovers

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