---DaveMonkey Jones Trilogy---

Movie Theatre by DaveMonkey 2-22-02

Raiders of the Lost Fart "Hi. I am DaveMonkey Jones, and I'm searching for the Fart of the Covenant. I'd crack my whip, but I haven't got one..." "...And I am random female lead #1. I will aid you in your quest, and also provide a little poon-tang if required..." *FART!* "When you said you'd help me, you weren't kidding..." "Looks like I found it!"

Movie Theatre II by DaveMonkey 2-22-02

DaveMonkey Jone and the Temple of Poon. "Here I am in the Dreaded Temple, searching for Poon..." "Hello, I am random female lead #2. As opposed to the last female lead, I will hinder your quest. Providing Poon-tang when needed..." "Fuck me, that was quick."

Movie Theatre III by DaveMonkey 2-22-02

DaveMonkey Jones and the Daft Crusade "I am now looking for the Holy Grail, which may lead to capture, torture, and eventual hot Nazi sex. I never seem to learn, do I?" "I am your Dad. Being different from the female leads, I help you by causing hilarious accident to happen... to you." "Wanna go for a coffee instead, Dad?" "Yeah, fuck it. We never get to keep the thing, anyway."

---The latest comics---

The People you Meet - Part II by DaveMonkey 2-27-02

DaveMonkey waits for his Train "Trains, eh? You wait all day for them and it's all delays, delays, delays..." "Please let go of my hand..." "If I'm jumping, I'm taking him with me ..."

DaveMonkey's Improbable Jobs by DaveMonkey 2-27-02

This Week: Stand-Up Comedian on the Titanic. "Any fish in tonight?" "I'll give it a couple of minutes..."

[Click to view comic: 'More Improbable Jobs']

---...And some from a friend of mine...---

[Click to view comic: 'Diagnosis: Wanker']
[Click to view comic: 'Diagnosis: WankerII']
[Click to view comic: 'Diagnosis WankerIII - The Law.']
[Click to view comic: 'Diagnosis: WankerIV - The end of the road']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Good stuff Dave.

Seen my more recent ones?

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

Not Bad.

Terry Pratchett rules.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Aye. Did you get "The Last Hero"? Rincewind AND Carrot. What a book!

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

Got it at Christmas. Felt like he was trying to cram too many characters in for such a short story.

That said, it was still funny, and the Drawings were superb.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Holy shit, Pratchett fans!!

I was beginning to think I was the only one!

I'm currently reading "Pyramids", I'm trying to go through them all chronologically.

Although I read the death books first, "Mort" and "Reaper Man" rule!

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Dad was flammable

I absolutely loathe Pratchett books.

Say it ain't so Kramer!

Who'dya prefer instead?

Reaper Man is my fave Death story, and my favourite RIncewind is The Last Continent.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

It has been far too long since I read a Discworld novel. Off the top of my head, I would list Wyrd Sisters, The Colour of Magic, and Moving Pictures as my favourites, though my favourite Pratchett moment would have to be either Rincewind's first conversation with a troll in The Light Fantastic (Rincewind says to a tree, "Did you just say something?" "Don't be silly," says a nearby rock, "Trees can't talk.") or the sheer genius of the fifty-foot blonde woman carrying a screaming ape up the side of a tall building in moving Pictures.

It's been far too long...

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If you pressed me for my favourites I would say that the watch series is the funniest of the lot.

"Nobby got disqualified from the human race for shoving."

And other such quotable quotes...

And Kramer: is there anything you DO like?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

No.

Didn't think so.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"