Nevertheless, I'll do it again...

Come see, come see...

Sick-O-Boy Vs. Jehova by DaveMonkey 3-04-02

*DING DONG!!* "Sick-O-Boy is busy trying to liberate a woman from the evil confines of her clothes. Please come back later." "But..." *SLAM!!* "What I wouldn't give for a different religion...""

It's that Keeerazy Jehova's Witness again! by DaveMonkey 3-04-02

*DING DONG!!* "Just a minute!" "Yes?" "Is it important? I'm baking brownies..." "Please God, don't tell me a pink sock puppet just answered the door..."

Answers to Religious Questions... by DaveMonkey 3-04-02

"Go on. Ask me anything at all about God." "Okay, then: If God created the planet and the universe around Adam and Eve time, how come Dinosaur remains predate the history of the Bible?" "Look! A duck! Look at the duck!" "You don't know, do you?"

Also introducing: Dave's Amazing dog!

There's a good boy... by DaveMonkey 3-04-02

"Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong yiddle aye po... Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong yiddle aye po..." "Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong yiddle aye po... Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong yiddle aye po..." "I don't care what you say, we're not getting rid of him..." "He's freaking me out!!!"

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Just Added! Hot off the press!

Down boy! Naughty Dog! by DaveMonkey 3-05-02

"I went to see the Pope in Rome, and this is what he said..." "WORSHIP SATAN! WORSHIP SATAN!! YOU'LL ALL DROWN IN YOUR OWN VOMIT, DRONES OF GOD! WORSHIP SATAN!!!" "I did not see that. I did not see that. I did not... "La-la la la la laaaa la..."

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

if you posted it befor, why post it again?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Because it disappeared off the face of the earth.

However, if it's new to you. Then it's all been worthwhile. Did you check the strip? Well, here's some more I just added:

Canine Confrontation... by DaveMonkey 3-06-02

"Now listen, pooch-in-pants. I've had complaints from Trish and Sminky that you are a dog from the nether regions of hell..." "...And not a circus pup, which your previous owner claimed you were. What do you have to say for yourself?" "Woof?" "Don't try to confuse me with your buzz-words and mumbo-jumbo, doggie."

Satan's Little Helper by DaveMonkey 3-06-02

"Well?" "I told him straight. I said 'Naughty boy. Don't let me catch you being evil again!' and that was that." "Considering how well you deal with people on a regular basis, I'd say this was the least effective method you've used." "So you say. When I said that, he put his tail between his legs and whimpered." "You do know the tag on his collar say's 'If lost, please return to Hades', right?" "...I mean, he grew horns and spat flaming hairballs at me, but I thought that was part of his act..."

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I need to draw a Cerberus character, don't I?

Good series, by the way. For the second, I haven't seen it before.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Nah, not really. The comedy comes from the fact that Hell's hound wears spandex and balances on a beachball.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Quote me on this by kramer_vs_kramer 3-05-02

"Hi there!" Sorry, what did you just say? "Hi! That's all I said. No need to get so snippy." No, sorry. There's something weird going on there, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Do you have a speech impediment? "Why do guys always act like this? Is it something I'm saying?" Are you foreign? Is that it?

Ah Kramer, you magnificent bastard.

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Dad was flammable

Ahh... My gimmck has been exposed.

The end! The end is near!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"