...but apparantly it's so high up in the air that us puny humans can't reach it.

Tanya Harding and Paula Jones are going to square off in a nationally televised boxing match, WrestleMania is in less than two weeks, Kobe Bryant is proving himself to be a black-haired Dennis Rodman, an IRS official is coming to my town... That's right, folks, there's a lot of fighting going on in the future. And why not continue this trend with a comic contest?

The Rules: Your comic must include some form of fighting. And not that emotional fighting crap, I'm talking physical violence. However, it can be between panels or mentioned, as long as it's fairly relevent to the comic.

That leaves the contest pretty open-ended, ergo, multiple entries and series are all accepted. And judging will start late Saturday night and will be finished around midnight SC time.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

cc 104 - Socio-Political commentary - for five dollah. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-06-02

In the Red Corner - GW Bush That there is an axis of evil and ah will , ah say , ah will destroy it. And in the Blue Corner - Everyone that isnt Europe or America. Oi. Quit picking on our fragile asian economies you bastard. Just because we wont accept US Tariffs doesnt make us an axis of evil.

cc104 - GW Bush Disappears up own ass. Pretzels not involved by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-06-02

Ill open with a daisy cutter , 20,000 troops , and a dozen battleships and aircraft carriers. That beats the shit out of our handful of rocks and 10yr old Kalashnikovs. However , we shall wait till the troops start sleeping with our Ebola-infected prostitutes. Then our time will come.

CC104 - I think this is the end. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-06-02

Woo! Now , what should i do next Mr Cheney? That depends. Theres a senate vote on the war this Thursday , so i recommend you nuke Kabul on Wednesday night. BASTARD! YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! AND I WANTED TO PIN THE TAIL ON THE TALIBAN SOLDIER AS HE SWUNG FROM THE TREE!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Moonbase Physics by TheBlairZip 2-18-02

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEAIE AAAIIIEEEE.... What the fuck was he talking about?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I thought that was Big Evil Dan's job.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC104: This is the Real Reason Christ Died for Our Sins by Thomasisneat 3-06-02

Little Fact #3244: Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ had A.D.D. or Attention Deficit Disorder as a child! $&)(#* Now, back in early times, unruly children were punished much more harshly than they were during these times !#&$%@ And thus the birth of Christianity! And another thing... Jesus Christ's dad was also a stick figure. There! Now you're gonna fucking stay there until you learn your goddamn lesson! FUCK YOU! GIMME MORE SUGAR!

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

classic fights by Kitty_Kat 3-06-02

spankling vs ladyj democrats vs republican Tobor vs well, just about anyone. RARR TOBOR WILL CORHOLE YOU!!!

Well, it's worth a shot.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

For full effect, round the outer edges of the first and last frames.

CC 104: As seen at a recent Flyers-Rangers game by kaufman 3-06-02

Just my luck. We would have to be on a fucking power play.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CAUTION: CRAPPY WRESTLING COMIC AHEAD.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC104: Fight Club by KajunFirefly 3-07-02

you broke the first two rules, didn't you?

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Dad was flammable

CC104: Bedtime fun by KajunFirefly 3-07-02

hey, fatty, what time is it? who are you calling "fatty"? At least I'm not a homosexual bedside lamp! homosexual? I beg your pardon, but I've had more hot bulbs than you've had bed bugs! I see the way you stare when there's a guy sleeping on me, your switch nearly pokes through the lamp shade! look pal, you're the one who does all the squeaking and moaning when he's playing with himself! It's hard not to, with you screaming "GO SPERMLORD, GO!" all the time!

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Dad was flammable

Hrmmm... I thought I posted this but I don't see it... am I double posting or just nuts?

no offense to bunner, just using handy long script.

CC104 Can't we all just get it on?

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You're ugly. I'm sorry I said that ugly.

This is the first comic to use the words "baby-doll" "footsies" and "man-lover".

It's also the first to use 'Marua'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

So it started...... by Kitty_Kat 3-07-02

Hi Indy, why are you here today? Well, I met this guy you might like. oh how........ nice. I know your probly mad at me but he's areally nice guy. Well, I suppose I could try.

they meet. by Kitty_Kat 3-07-02

That guy is supposed to be here soon. Hmm.... who's that? he doesn't see so bad. hi you're Maura right. Before we go, I just want to warn you of all my allergies, fear and other things that will prevent us from having any fun at all.

Just so she's more pissed off. by Kitty_Kat 3-07-02

I'm going to kill Indy for hooking me up with that geek. I wonder if something's wrong, he hasn't answered. UHH UHH GIVE ME MORE MORE!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Tme for sweet revenge. by Kitty_Kat 3-07-02

Indy, You came to see me. I was hoping you would come visit.. Well, I wanted to find out how your date went. Despite the fact that you hooked me up with a total geek while you were getting some off your girlfreind, It was fine. So, you aren't mad at me. OF COURSE I'M MAD YOU DICK HEADED BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

I decided to post this piece because I thought it may be a litle funny to the demented mind.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

that one sucked i know. didnt go way i wanted.

CC 104: Diesel Beatings #1 by israphael 3-08-02

Sweetie, could you bring some eggs and milk on your way home from work? No problem, Honey. HA HA HA. CLANGO IS PUSSY-WHIPPED. WHAT'S NEXT? IS FEMALE FLESHLING GOING TO MAKE YOU A WEAR DRESS? Awfully funny talk from a gay robot who ass fucks men at the drop of a hat. TOBOR IS NOT GAY! TOBOR CORNHOLES MEN BECAUSE... UM... BECAUSE TOBOR IS DOING HIS PART FOR WAR ON TERRORISM!

CC 104: Diesel Beatings #2 by israphael 3-08-02

Whatever... I'm outta here. DO NOT LEAVE! PANSY-BOY CLANGO OWE TOBOR APOLOGY! Is that what you want? OK, meet me in the park after work and we'll settle this. I've been wanting to play kick the can with you head for some time. FINE! TOBOR WILL BE THERE. TOBOR WILL MAKE CLANGO HIS BITCH. CRAP!

CC 104: Diesel Beatings #3 by israphael 3-08-02

I'm suprised you showed up, Tobor. Are you ready? Let's roll! WAIT, TOBOR REALIZES HE MAY HAVE SAID SOME UNFORTUNATE THINGS EARLIER. TOBOR IS SORRY THAT CLANGO IS UNABLE TO THINK LOGICALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THE SQUISHY, LUMPY FEMALE FLESHLING. SO IF CLANGO APOLOGIZES NICELY, TOBOR WILL NOT HAVE TO SMASH HIM INTO COMPONENT ELEMENTS. That's awfully big of you. Now, do you want me to send your recycleables to your next of kin?

CC 104: Diesel Beatings #4 by israphael 3-08-02

Put up your dukes. It's time to play some Rock-em Sock-em Robots. NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE! ........... DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CC 104: Diesel Beatings #5 by israphael 3-08-02

Alright, I won't hit you in the face. Now quit stalling and start fighting. NOT THE NUTS! NOT THE NUTS! You don't have nuts! You only have a cornholer. And that's.... Hmmm....

[Click to view comic: 'CC 104: Diesel Beatings #6']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Hooked on heroines!

Three Movies, One Panel Each by Namgubed 3-08-02

Resident Evil ... Take that! Yipe! Tomb Raider ... Take that! Ouch! and of course, The Matrix. Take that! You have the right to remain - *OOF!*

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC104: Bedtime Fun 2 by KajunFirefly 3-08-02

He's replacing you with a Craftmaticâ„¢, you know? That's not true, you're just trying to provoke a reaction! I heard him ordering one today, it's orange and takes half an hour to heat up! ha ha, no, that's his new lava lamp, you're history mate! perhaps he'll put me in another room, a place of my own! it's the bin for you pal, you're not the first, wont be the last either!

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Dad was flammable

CC 104 - Maura Povich by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-08-02

Maura ,i know your mother just died , but theres something need to ask of you. Im ok Pete. Go ahead. Do you mind if i skullfuck the corpse? MY FUCKING EYE IS HANGING OUT BY ITS OPTIC NERVE YOU BITCH! 6 inch stiletto's to the face will do that every time.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC104: Intense! by Thomasisneat 3-08-02

Well, it looks like another fight is going on... and it seems really - Time out! TIME OUT! *sigh*... What's wrong? Eyelash.... Got it. Time in! And the fight resumes, yet again.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

Since I've had no ideas for a while, I'm entering anyway, mostly with old ideas.

Double standard by NeoVid 7-24-01

Asian power! Christian power! Black power! Flower power! White... uh... Watch it, you racist scum.

Mage Knight reference 2 by NeoVid 10-14-01

I hate how he has that unfairly tough army, and gloats about it... And in the entire tournament, I was the only one who even damaged one of his guys! Mwahaahaa... 931 points, when the guy in second place didn't even have 800. It's so cool beating ten-year olds who_don't_even_have_good characters... I'm gonna run out of room for my prizes. No, wait! I feel remorse about it! Really!!

CC 104: luv sux by NeoVid 3-08-02

Why is it we have all these pointless arguments? Because you're a lazy, bitch-ass slob. I mean, you're too lazy to even be the default Left Character. Having a freakin' stand-in fill in for you... he was almost as pathetic as you are. TOBOR STILL CAN'T GET ASIANGIRL2'S APPROVAL. TOBOR JUST WANTS AFFECTION...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Well I haven't done nothin for a LONG time. Well a comi is a comic!
60770

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How do you stuff 55 monkeys into a small fridge? Open the door, put the monkeys in, you close the door. Duh!

actually a comi is a comi

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Surely you mean

Idiots by Monkey_Matt 3-08-02

I'm gonna kill you! What the...? I came here to tell you you can go free! You suck! What the hell are you doing? ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! Haw haw! What the fuck are you talking about? Crap! I screwed up! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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