[Click to view comic: 'Loser 3']
Yes, this is totally true. Go to my comics and look at how many I've posted, the biggest hunk of which were all made in one day, the 27th of last month I believe.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Maybe you should consider cutting down on your intake of crystal meth. Sleep is good.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I do sleep. During the day.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I do sleep. During the day.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh no! The rip in the fabric of space-time has begun to affect you, too! It's contagious! Aaargggh!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh no! The rip in the fabric of space-time has begun to affect you, too! It's contagious! Aaargggh!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh no! The rip in the fabric of space-time has begun to affect you, too! It's contagious! Aaargggh!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Looks like you, being the epicenter, have had your rip increased.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Man, and I thought I was bad. Maybe you should cut back on the crystal meth.

G

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Maybe you should consider cutting down on your intake of crystal meth. Sleep is good.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Shit! That's a new development...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Shit! That's a new development...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

.wonk uoy ,paehc t'nia cirbaf emit-ecapS .enod ev'uoy tahw kool woN .tihS

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What others say about boorite!

oh hell...lol

If any of you start sprouting really nasty teeth and a plethora of chest hair, and saying "groovy baby" I AM OUTTA HERE!

ooh...although..I must admit I'm looking forward to Planet of The Apes on the big screen in July. Go fig!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

You just wanna see Marky Mark with his shirt off.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Not that I blame you. I want to see Marky Mark with his shirt off, too.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Dammit, I thought this place was all about repressed homosexuality.

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What others say about boorite!

mmmmm mmmmm marky marky mark!!!

That's it I'm going home! NO more work for me today!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Jael's gonna lock herself in her room all night now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Actually, I probably would have been better off if I had, I stayed up watching the FREAKIEST damn movie I've seen since Exorcist 3.

"Ravenous"

for those of you who like black comedy/bloody mystery type flicks...check that one out. Basically it's the Donner Party hyped up on crack. Robert Carlyle was perfectly creepy!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

So far we have one comic stripper who is a "colossal geek" and another who is "a complete loser." The world need more self-disparaging candor like this. I think all strippers on this web site should have to create a folder dedicated to their own pathos. We've got a great start; let's keep the tradition alive!

[Click to view comic: 'Jon's Love Life']

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"Old" is the old new.

I prefer the term 'stripologist'

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.