right now many many people are laughing at the poor old andrew washington and are waiting for him to arrive in his chatroom as he does daily at 8:30, waiting, waiting to laugh in his face, at how stupid he looks to so many people

as i speak (or type) he has arrived

"I'm 33, single, have recently moved to Kent and am looking to meet new friends!"

hear him talk

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

This is all I needed to see:

"My favourite movie is 'Gladiator' because it makes me want to be Maximus! I would love for women to swoon and men to be prepared to die in battle with me."

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Anybody who dies in battle with this bone scarfer isn't worth the cost of a burial.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Here is a random entry from his diary. I can't tear myself away from his riveting home appliance appraisals:

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I don't know... he'd have to be a loser of mammoth proportions to be a greater internet-laughing-stock than Bernard Shifman, recently voted The Most Hated Man On The Internet. Yeah, that's right - he beat Bill Gates for the title. The short version is that he used some kind of email-harvesting spam program to send out an unsolicited resume to several hundred people, most of whom weren't even in HR (in one memorable instance he sent it to an FTP server - not a person, a server). One guy he sent it to (twice) is a vocal anti-spam campaigner, who told him off for it and reported him to his ISP. Cue abusive emails, abusive phone calls, and threats of legal action. Have a read - it's hilarious.

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His ex-girlfriends are kinda cute.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Poor old Andrew Washington... He's really not so bad. Sure, his taste in music and movies is a bit shallow, and he is just a tad obsessed with material possessions. To be honest, I think he's just a bit too naive, a bit too lonely, and a bit too honest. I mean, if you got a brand-spanking-new major appliance, and you were really pleased with it, you'd probably show it to a friend and say, "Look what I got! Isn't it cool?" I get the impression he doesn't have anyone to share this kind of thing with, so he shared it with his "friends" on the internet.

All in all, he seems like a fairly nice bloke. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

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I agree with DexX. He seems kinda lonely but sweet.
However, my absolute favourite was this guy:

http://www.okidokii.com/mahirr/mahirilk.htm

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Oh yes, the wonderful old Mr I-KIss-You. A classic internet freak...

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Did you notice what it says on the bottom of Andrew's homepage?

Legal Notice: This website, including all images and information, is strictly private. So unless you have been specifically invited or are a member of my immediate family please leave now.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Yeah, Jabizo, I saw that. I thought, What a fucking tool this guy must be.

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What others say about boorite!

All right, which of you did it...
[b]
www.andrew-washington.com

Website removed until further notice due to infestation of juvenile delinquents!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oh no! I hope that doesn't give Brad any ideas...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

i hope your not takin about me!! im 19 you no, not a juvanile delenqint

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sex

And a fine grasp on the English language, too!

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This is not my empire.

i think it was the unexpected crew of 50 b3tans laughing at him in his chatroom that did it

mind you we did more than double ( or even quadruple, i never checked properly ) his hit count

woo!

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Ripping off jeff k is getting really mundane.

Yeah, fuck's gimmick was amusing for a while, but it just bores me now, whoever's behind him should just offer him up to the forums and let us all act like a moron for a while*.

* does not apply to Bazilla

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www.andrew-washington.com

Website removed until further notice due to infestation of juvenile delinquents!

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www.andrew-washington.com

Website removed until further notice due to infestation of juvenile delinquents!

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Ta-da!
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.andrew-washington.com

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In a disturbing twist, he now appears to be pimping photos of his lodger.

Andrew Washington[tm] - Now available on ICQ! UIN: 26911514

Poor Bec... she's at the other computer, reading his archived website, shuddering violently, and crying out phrases such as "My god! I'm going to be sick! What the fuck is wrong with this guy?" My wifey's a charmer. :)

Anyway, here is the man himself's ICQ profile:
That desperate little "please" on the end cracks me up. I also love the fact that he is using ICQ and a website to find, and a quote, a "local woman". Doesn't his local paper have a "single and desperate" personals column?

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I laughed, I cried, I hurled.

This is the most amazingly sad man I have ever read about.

I can't believe he honestly thought that he could keep all the crap he was listing on his website private and then have a tantrum about people reading it and commenting on it in his "chat room"

I just love the way he wants to be firm, but romantic, and so so patriarchal.

He even wants you to listen to him singing a 'love song', but not read his site because it is private.

What a sad fuck.

And, doesn't it seem freaky that he posts all those pics of his ex-girlfriends? Perhaps he means to say, Hey, I dated hot babes," but he comes off as someone who can't let go.

Wouldn't any woman who might consider dating feel threatened by this? Or avoid dating him lest she become part of this freakish archive?

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