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What others say about boorite!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Udder not utter. What an utter disaster. (Beat Dr. Pedantic to it.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Don't you see the brilliance of your spelling mistake? He was saying one thing over and over again... He had only one 'utter'.

Eh? Pretend that you meant it that way.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ok, I'll run with that. Thanks gabe. Almost makes me feel bad about posting your picture to judgepeople.com with the caption, "Would you date me?" (You scored big by the way. If your wife doesn't mind, I'll pimp you and we'll both make a fortune. Unfortunately, though, it is some kind of federal law that gigolos must wear corduroy.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.