The WIGU ungulate sues for change by boorite 3-29-01

Members of Lowpass, I intend to show that my client is not a donkey, as stated in the menu, but a cow. True, its anatomy is indeterminate, but one thing is certain: Donkeys don't have droopy ears. Second, "purple cow" resonates with meaning: It is a grape juice & ice cream float. "Purple donkey" is just nonsense, unfit for an artistic vocabulary. We demand that the wording be changed. The defense calls the plaintiff. Ms. Ungulate, what sound does a jackass make? EEE-AW! EE-AW! Objection! Counsel is putting noises in my client's mouth!

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Uh huh. Oh yeah. by ObiJo 3-29-01

Uh huh. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Hey, if you're a cow, why do you only have one utter? Just get back down there and keep milking. Uh huh. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Oh yeah.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Udder not utter. What an utter disaster. (Beat Dr. Pedantic to it.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Don't you see the brilliance of your spelling mistake? He was saying one thing over and over again... He had only one 'utter'.

Eh? Pretend that you meant it that way.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ok, I'll run with that. Thanks gabe. Almost makes me feel bad about posting your picture to judgepeople.com with the caption, "Would you date me?" (You scored big by the way. If your wife doesn't mind, I'll pimp you and we'll both make a fortune. Unfortunately, though, it is some kind of federal law that gigolos must wear corduroy.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.