Emeril needs your help.

Kick it up yours by boorite 3-29-01

Dear Emeril: We at Boorite, Inc. thought you might spice up your show with these variations on your slogan, "We're gonna kick it up a notch. BAM!" Now we're gonna blow it out my ass! SPOOT! We're gonna tie it up and make it watch! BIZZATCH! We're gonna nuke this fucker! SHAZAM! We're gonna throw this at the wall and see if it sticks! OH GOD! Take THIS, you inedible pile of excrement! WACKA WACKA! Let's ruin this! FUCK!

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Essence of my Ass by gabe_billings 3-29-01

We're gonna leggo this Eggo! SNOOTCH! Form of a spatula! Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! This sauce is gonna be the fuckin' bomb! OLÉ! Grub so good you'd shoot your momma fer a taste! YAHOO! Pass the Grey Poupon. COCKSMOKER! I'm rich, have a big dick and my own cooking show. BOOYAH!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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More suggestions for Emeril... by wirthling 3-29-01

Dear Emeril: We at Boorite, Inc. thought you might spice up your show with these variations on your slogan, "We're gonna kick it up a notch. BAM!" We're gonna dress it up all pretty and make it our bitch! BOO-YAH! Let's eat it, projectile vomit it on the wall, and call it art! SPLORF! We're gonna rub it on my doodads and see who wants a taste! SATCHMO! Get jiggy wid it, you funky cheesebag! OY VEH! Take that, you pathetic, nagging bitch! I HATE YOU, MOMMY! Let's touch it in its special place like uncle Jimmy used to do! FAHRVERGNUGGEN!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

More suggestions for Mr. Lagase by Bottlerockett 3-29-01

Now just beat the egg whites and add some curry powder. COCK! Now when you apply the heating, always remember to caress the pads gently. SHASTA MCNASTY! My Acura just ain't cuttin' it anymore. INTEGRA! And some for my homies. SCHLITZ! It's all in the mix.. RODE HARD AND PUT UP WET! All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom and a boom boom! MANRAPE!

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I have officially lost all semblance of taste. Thanks, y'all...

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Yet more suggestions for Emeril... by wirthling 3-29-01

More variations on Emeril Lagasse's catch-phrase, "We're gonna kick it up a notch. BAM!" Let's turn up Lagasse on this Jewish holocaust of flavor! HEIL HITLER! We're gonna take this -- Whoa. What did you just say? I said, "Let's turn up Lagasse on this Jewish holocaust of flavor! HEIL HITLER!" Why? What?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Bwahahahha

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heheh Silent Bob & Jay always win in my book!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Gaaaah! I die now! Form of a spatula! MANRAPE! Holocaust! Worship us, Food Network.

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Is it just me, or does boorite sound like a 50's laundry detergent?

"Boorite, now with UltraBrite technology. Gets your linens 50% whiter than the other leading brands. It'll cleanse your colon, too! Everyone loves Boorite!"

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Is it just me, or does boorite sound like a 50's laundry detergent?

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Is it just me, or does boorite sound like a 50's laundry detergent?

"Boorite, now with UltraBrite technology. Gets your linens 50% whiter than the other leading brands. It'll cleanse your colon, too! Everyone loves Boorite!"

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I've been to this guy's site before. Found a link to it from myboot.com. Oddly enough, the first thing I opened was the 'Kraut King'. Something to do with Libby's Sauerkraut.

And just today I heard on the radio that they were recalling 5000 jars of Libby's Sauerkraut due to someone finding glass shards in them.

Odd, eh?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.