Not being as spontaneously funny as most of the regulars on here, it takes me a little longer to come up with something amusing. Here are two new comics...

Remedial Cowboy Physics by Bluebexq 3-16-02

...carry the 9, multiply by "x" and divide by "y". That's how the rotor turbines generate gravitons psst... what the fuck is he talking about?

Good Medicine by Bluebexq 3-16-02

..and your mother woke up with chest pains so I took her to hospital. Oh, that's terrible. Is she ok? Well, they have kept her in overnight and are running a barrage of tests on her... So, she's not in any immediate danger? That's a relief... What a waste of time. If I went to hospital every time I had chest pains, I wouldn't be dead.

I liked the first one, the second one confused me though, I think.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

The second one has the last guy as a ghost (he's so white!)
I like them, Bec. You're on my favorites list!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

If it makes you feel better, when Bec told me about her idea for the chest pains one before she actually made it, my response to the punchline was something like this: ".....uh? .....I..... uh... I don't get it..."

I liked the Remedial Cowboy Physics one from the start, though. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

So like, why is there a ghost in the physics class?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

The proper photonic level from fluorescent lights radiating at about 5720 Angstroms at a frequency of 125 Hz. can cause a localized electromagnetic flux excitation and the spectral appearance of ... you get the picture.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

uh......I....uh....I still don't get it

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Dad was flammable

I don't see how resurrecting an old thread, and not creating a new one saves Brad any database space, but anyway. Here is my new comic.

Why you shouldn't take blokes shopping for underwear by Bluebexq 4-27-02

Lingerie Department Look, here is one in your size, I think Well, pick it up and have a closer look, and tell me what the price is. Ah, no. I'm in this department, which is more than most blokes would do. I am not touching the merchandise. You really think that everyone will think you are a big pervy? Well....

I was reading through you comics a couple of days ago. I added you to my favorites list. Devorce DexX and I'll add you four more times†.

† no, don't divorce DexX.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

this one tickled me

www.ask.com by Bluebexq 4-05-02

Ask Jeeves What can I help you find? Hey! ...oh shit You seem to be treading on my gig, can I help you with a) fucking off or b) getting the shit kicked out of you?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Another one to add.. My eternal dilemma:

Time Management by Bluebexq 5-09-02

Ok... now I must remember to return that call... I know, I'll write it on my list of 'things to do' Of course the problem with that is that the first thing on my list of 'things to do' is to write the list

Damn it! You confused me! How can he have a list about making the very same list? I'm getting dizzy.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.