The Long Road to 400 (one) by DexX 3-22-02

Hello there! I am an unconvincing two-dimensional depiction of a guy who goes by the assumed name of DexX, though exactly why he uses that name is a very uninteresting story. Where the fuck did my legs go?

The Long Road to 400 (two) by DexX 3-22-02

Sorry about that - got distracted. As I was saying, I am, more or less, DexX. I noticed tonight that my comic total is comign very close to the 400 mark. Why is this noteworthy, you ask? *ahem* That's your cue to ask why it's noteworthy.

The Long Road to 400 (three) by DexX 3-22-02

Four hundred comics is a milestone on this site. I thought I would mark the occasion with a... uh... thingy... Uh... Okay, fine - a string of ten or so comics which serve no purpose other than to take me up to four hundred! ...and you have to balls to yell at people about wasting bandwidth and storage space.

The Long Road to 400 (four) by DexX 3-22-02

Since joining the SC.com community in its infancy, I draw a lot of what is laughably referred to as "art". I thought a retrospective of_sorts_might_be_fun. Wanker. Uh... yeah. This guy is actually the first character I ever drew for this site. I don't know why I felt compelled to draw a dragon. He went unused for- Shut the fuck up. He went largeky unused for a long time, before achieving brief fame as Surly Dragon. Brief fame? I'll give you a brief flame, ya prick...

The Long Road to 400 (five) by DexX 3-22-02

I didn't draw this background, but I like it for some reason. It tends to be my default backdrop. I think it's appeal lies in- Hey! Okay, who's fucking around with the projector? For great pride! Battle angel moon sailor ballz - attack!

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The Long Road to 400 (six) by DexX 3-22-02

I have had a lot of fun making characters and backgrounds for StripCreator.com over the past year or so. I like to think that my cartoon art has helped shape the character and atmosphere which is so uniquely SC.com. Of course, this is not always a good thing... Ah!!! I am dieing!!!

The Long Road to 400 (seven) by DexX 3-22-02

Being an Australian, I wanted to add a little bit of Aussie character to the site, so a kangaroo was inevitable. However, why she is armed with a machine gun is a mystery_even_to_me... Oh, don't play innocent. We all know about you and your joey-devouring habits... Apart from forum user characters, the pimp is the only character I can remember doing specifically on request. Popular demand for a resident pimp was- What he's tryin'a say is, yo bitches needed someone to keep yo'selves in line. ...and this character... fuck, what _WAS_ I thinking??? ...kill me...

The Long Road to 400 (eight) by DexX 3-22-02

Our fearless leader here was the first to subject himself to my hamfisted caricature-drawing skills. As I recall, you originally drew my eyes about the size of hubcaps. I had to ask you to reduce them twice. That was my cartooning style at the time - big eyes, big heads, four-fingered hands... Hang on... why do you have five fingers per hand, then? I was drawing my reflection. Since I had myself as a live model, my caricature has a certain degree of realism not present in my other characters. Hey, I'm not complaining - you drew me with a beer!

The Long Road to 400 (nine) by DexX 3-22-02

Well, here we are - DexX strip number 399. The very next strip will be the legendary number four hundred! Look, you could at least _pretend_ to be excited...

The Long Road to 400 (ten) by DexX 3-22-02

Ken, guess what! What? This is my four hundredth strip! So? I'm only a handful off seven hundred. Oh... well... so much for that, then...

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...and in true DexX style, there's a typo in the thread title. :)

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Allow me to be smug for a moment...
the Surly Dragon also went largeky unused...
How about that? You're human, just like
the resk of us!
; )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Oh, and don't forget "comign"!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Bazilla, if you don't get a job as a critic or editor of some sort, I think you'll have missed your calling.

DexX -- congratulations on the milestone; here's to the next 400 being as good or better!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Sorry, pita started it, I thought we were pointing out typos. Oh and DexX great series, the first time I noticed only you have 5 fingers!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.