The adventures of xpac and his quest to write a funny comic for once are here:

Journey Mandate by xpac 3-22-02

I, xpac, have been considered one of the least funny comic writers on the website. I'll break that idea today with a funny comic. Apparantly not this comic, though.

Journey Mandate by xpac 3-22-02

In my attempt to be funny, I have invented a psychic screen to read your minds and see what you all think is funny. Now, to see what you all are thinking... "What's the lowest number you can rate a comic again?"

Journey Mandate by xpac 3-22-02

Hey Albert Comedystein, how can I easily make my comics funny? Well, there's an untested theory... Go ahead, I'll try anything! If people have even unfunnier comics to read, they might think yours funnier in comparison. Later... Dear Bazilla, I'll pay you a buck to post one of your comics in my thread.

Journey Mandate by xpac 3-22-02

I'm desperate for good reviews... Anyone who says nice things about my comics will get five bucks. Kaufman: Thanks, but I'm not in to hunting.

Journey Mandate by xpac 3-22-02

Attention: I would like to apoligize for the pun in my last comic. ring I promise I will never include a pun in one of my comics again. ring Say, I hear a tiny distracting noise. Can someone please turn off the micro phone? ring

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Opinions, anyone?

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Not bad...

Not uproariously funny, sure, but I got a few chuckles out of it, and it had some cute touches.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Aren't you the guy who claimed that every single one of us was gay?

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Dad was flammable

Yeah, that would be the one.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Very nice.

You're not considered one of the worst strippers on the site, by the way. You're not even in the same league as the worst strippers on the site. Feast your eyes on some of these babies:

Hi by Deerbarn 10-25-01

You are fat So are you Yes Lets share our true feelings I love you Your gay

Hogan for Blue Bird by Lelandmccluskey 11-01-01

Little eagle and Singing Willow are out walking lets go walking I really want a door Singing Willow runs away Waaaa Where are you Going? little eagle returns home Why did you run away? I didn't want you to see me crying.

Hmmmm by Bazilla 11-29-01

Hmmmm...Deja vu.

"Hi" wasn't that bad, I've made worse.

check out anyone on Skabby's favourites list, they are all really really REALLY crap.

(unless you're not bored of fuck yet)

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Dad was flammable

I actually chuckled a couple of times... not too bad xpac.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

Damn you!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Deerbarn is actually a real life friend of mine.

And hes hideously unfunny in person as well.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

quote:

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In an attempt to not catch public eye, we've settled out of court for a hundred thousand dollars.

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Three times in one day, mate.

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The series was good, xpac. I knew you could do it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!