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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

- It was damned hard work getting it in, but its subsequent exit speed was incredible!

Actually, this reminds me, in a very perverse way, of the opening credits of the old TV show Alf, where the titular furry alien is setting up the camera for the family photo. Hence...

- A rare behind the scenes shot of Fritz the Cat's first foray out of acting and into directing.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I guess it's no longer a secret that my stripcreator character was chosen as the lead in the sequel to Being John Malkovich.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Weird. I thought cats liked the smell of tuna.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

she didnt need me anymore............her pussy could lick its own lips.

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

Why not Stevie Wonder? Or half of Sammy Davis Jnr.?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

stevie is mary and sammy is joseph, thats why

duh!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Oh yeah course duh!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

This quote is giving me a logic twitch... Hnngggh! Must... not... debunk... formal... logical... fallacy...

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Then who are James Brown and the Isely Brothers?

quote:

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stevie is mary and sammy is joseph, thats why

duh!

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"Instead of taking steps to cure her yeast infection, Belinda ignored it until evolved into a mammalian life form and left on its own."

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"Old" is the old new.

Snuggles decided life with Kaufman just wasnt interesting enough , and decided to start doing porn shoots.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

SHAVE YOUR FUCKING PUSSY, WOMAN!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

I AIN'T LICIN' THAT!

Some absolute MOTHERFUCKERS when it's time to get wit da funk, yo. That's who.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.