On 3/22, DexX made a comic lamenting the non-usedness of his dragon character:

The Long Road to 400 (four) by DexX 3-22-02

Since joining the SC.com community in its infancy, I draw a lot of what is laughably referred to as "art". I thought a retrospective of_sorts_might_be_fun. Wanker. Uh... yeah. This guy is actually the first character I ever drew for this site. I don't know why I felt compelled to draw a dragon. He went unused for- Shut the fuck up. He went largeky unused for a long time, before achieving brief fame as Surly Dragon. Brief fame? I'll give you a brief flame, ya prick...

It just so happened that the day before, I had made 9 strips featuring the dragon doing dragon stuff, like hoarding gold and breathing fire on people. (The best SC device I could think of to depict this was the dragon going "hraaaah" and the other character bursting into flame.) If anyone feels like taking up the theme, go right on ahead.

Dragonslayer by boorite 3-21-02

You're not here for the gold, are you? I thought I killed off all you crusading idiots centuries ago. It's time for a return to the Age of Chivalry! Have at thee! HHHHRRAAAAAHHH! AIIIIEEEE! Not very sporting of me, wot?

Draggin Slayer by boorite 3-21-02

The South shall rise again! HHHRRRAAAHHH! AIIIEEE! Still waiting.

Drag Unslayer by boorite 3-21-02

I supppose you plan to zap me and take my gold. Certainly not. I'm just going to stun you and take you back to the ship for a little probey-wobey. Then you can embark on a lucrative career on the talk show circuit. Does that thing have a "kill" setting?

Drag 'n' Slay 'Er by boorite 3-21-02

Sorry I have to do this, but... Hey, look! A cattle! Quick, let's remove its organs! Where? HHHRRRRAAAH! AIEEEE!

[Click to view comic: 'Dragons slay me']
[Click to view comic: 'Jumpin' dragons on a pogo stick']
[Click to view comic: 'Drag']
[Click to view comic: 'What the dog dragged in']
[Click to view comic: 'Dragon auditor']

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A Visit by Peter, Paul and Mary by kaufman 4-01-02

o/` Oh, Puff the magic dragon Lived 'neath the ground. And when he ... HHHRRRRAAAAHH! breathed upon us three, We were fully browned...

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Nice series Boo, and I notice that you are also on the fast approach to the big 400!

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Dad was flammable

i dont think im even halfway there yet.....

hmmm, not even a quarter of the way, i swear i had more than that

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Thanks, Kajun. I didn't even notice the numbers. I'd better whip out like 6 more of these.

That's what I call "fringe" by boorite 4-02-02

Say, I've gotten lost in all these stairs and corridors. Is this HRA? If HRA stands for "Humans Reduced to Ashes." No, "Human Resources Administration." I'm supposed to get the new-hire talk on health benefits. Would you like to hear about the health benefits of being incinerated? That depends. Is there still a burial benefit? No. I just kick your charred skull into a corner.

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Just Villian this Application by itsclark 4-03-02

So you want to join the League of Super Villians! What can you bring to the table? I generally roast heroes alive and then swallow them whole! That's boss! But I'm afraid it won't do. Even we villians have a comic book code to adhere to. Well, sometimes I smoke them like turkey legs and hang them from ceiling of my lair! Still a bit harsh... Braze them with a veloute sauce and garnish them with parsley? Work with me here!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Drag, that by boorite 6-03-02

Believeth on me! HRAAAAAAAHHH! I was already going to Hell for stealing cable.

Dragnabbit by boorite 6-03-02

What? No sword? No shield? My sword is God's word. My shield is God's love. HRRAAAAAARRRHHH! Your shield appears to suck major ass.

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