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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[Click to view comic: 'Comics Contest XVIII: r001z']

Entries postmarked by 7 PM EST Wednesday 4 April shall receive first consideration.

Izzat enough time? Otherwise, it'll have to wait 'til Friday.

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4-02-01 12:19pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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This sounds complicated. Can I just cut and paste yours?

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-02-01 12:41pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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That's one way of winning.

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4-02-01 12:47pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I'll try this then...

[Click to view comic: 'Comics Contest XVIII: ToothG Productions, Ltd.']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-02-01 12:55pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Dude.. did you have to spell it "roo1z"?

No, no... it's "r001z!" With ZEROES! What do you think I am, a 14m3r?????//??!!11!

Sorry, I did a couple "boorite vs. h4x0rz" strips and got the **** stuck in my head. Sort of like that other thing recently... what was it... can't remember...

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4-02-01 1:52pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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You llama.

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4-02-01 2:48pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Dammit, both of the comics I did today double-posted. Well, anyway, here's something from a definitely non-Judeo-Christian mythology:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVIII: Some sorta religious stuff']

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

4-02-01 3:42pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Goddamnit! I'm dying over here. Look at Gabe's comic again. Notice anything different about the stick man? That boy is hung. If I was judging this contest, gabe would win just for that unintentional gag.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-02-01 4:06pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[CUE MUSIC]

If I were a stick man
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really HUNG

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4-02-01 4:37pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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That wonderful audio clip was brought to you by 'Diddler on the Roof'. And of course I totally meant to give the stick man a giant ****.

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4-02-01 5:04pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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There is not punshinment for excessive verbosity like seeing your backgrounds twisted and distored before your very eyes like so many campaign promises. Anyway, here's my entry.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVIII: Somehow I Knew It Would Be Like This']

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"Old" is the old new.

4-02-01 6:43pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I was gonna subtitle this one "How Darwin got his groove back," but ran out of room. Damn.

[Click to view comic: 'CCXVIII - The Evolution of Religion']

Also, there have now been 3 comics with dogs in balls on them. Coincidence or the REAL deity trying to let himself be known? Just think about it the next time you go to steer your car at crossing dogs or childrens' wayward basketballs. I know I will.

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4-02-01 9:46pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I couldn't resist. Well, I could've, but that would've required effort...
[Click to view comic: 'I'm pretty sure this is in bad taste, so I'm doing my job.']
My first Jesus-Sodomy comic. Can't wait to tell my family!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-02-01 11:55pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11166
[Click to view comic: 'Comic contest XVIII - Gods don't die, they come here.']
As a Christian myself, that last panel seems a bit odd... but it liked it too much to leave it out.

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4-03-01 7:41am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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As a Christian myself, that last panel seems a bit odd... but it liked it too much to leave it out.

Hmmmm..... that was supposed to be "I liked it too much", not "it liked it too much". I just know you are all saying, "So, who is this mysterious being who edits DexX's comics? Why the **** doesn't he do a better job?"

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4-03-01 9:45pm (new)
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fishoutofbeer
Junior Comic Technician

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4-04-01 3:27pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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If that comic doesn't win, I quit. I'm not even posting one for this contest. That is the funniest ****ing thing I've ever read here. :- )

bunner

over here
in the blue house
wiping Pepsi off of my monitor

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

4-04-01 3:51pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ah, judgement time. Thank you all for a most edifying and uplifting comedic experience. I hate to name one winner when we are all such losers.

Almost all entries mentioned a supernatural setting, so I retroactively changed that rule. The dog sure got a lot of work in this contest.

Gabe got points for his evocative, tight prose style, plus mentioning gangbangs and giving the stickman a whopping ****.

Points to Descolada99 for jamming Abubis, Amen-Ra, Jesus, Van Halen, and bar-mitzvahs into one strip. Also for an actual natural setting.

NeoVid: Most plot-integrated use of "your mother."

Scyess: Truest vision of Hell since Bosch. My flesh crawled.

ObiJo: Most edifying. Fine geography. Big ****.

DexX: Most plausible. Plus, points for realizing that the purple thing is not and cannot be a donkey.

Fishoutofbeer: I knew I could count on you. Nice research: You took us to Zaire, Stonehenge, and that most mystical, sacredest place of all, "up the ass."

I declare our winner:

Fishoutofbeer!

Because he loaned me ten bucks. Unfortunately, this means bunnerabb isn't going to quit.

G'NITE FOLKS!

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4-04-01 4:01pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Unfortunately, this means bunnerabb isn't going to quit.


True. Then again, neither are you. So you aint exactly dispensing goodwill like Mary Poppins on meth either, are you, sunny Jim?

:- )

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

4-04-01 4:24pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Man, not only are the new guys winning, they're sliding in a mere half hour under the wire! What exciting times we live in!

Just kidding. I want to win more. Let's kill the new people.

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4-04-01 6:58pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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For once, gabe and I agree. I'll bring the pitchforks and the Sodomizer 5000.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-04-01 8:23pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Here's a pop quiz:

Why didn't wirthling submit an entry for Comic Contest XVIII?

(a) His Tamagotchi ate his homework.

(b) He was abducted by aliens who ate his homework.

(c) He is intensely frightened by new people and hid under his computer desk for 2 days.

(d) He was too busy working on his resume, which, by the way, Gabe's homosexual ****** uncle has not yet responded to.

(e) Couldn't think of anything funny. (Shut up, Gabe, you taintwrangler.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-04-01 9:04pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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(f) Just because the Ed Asner poster is now out of sight, doesn't mean it's out of mind.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-04-01 9:15pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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(g) he's a gimp

(h) he's too busy making up words like 'taintwrangler'

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4-05-01 1:01am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I can't believe I wrote "Abubis."

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4-05-01 7:12am (new)
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