Ah, judgement time. Thank you all for a most edifying and uplifting comedic experience. I hate to name one winner when we are all such losers.
Almost all entries mentioned a supernatural setting, so I retroactively changed that rule. The dog sure got a lot of work in this contest.
Gabe got points for his evocative, tight prose style, plus mentioning gangbangs and giving the stickman a whopping ****.
Points to Descolada99 for jamming Abubis, Amen-Ra, Jesus, Van Halen, and bar-mitzvahs into one strip. Also for an actual natural setting.
NeoVid: Most plot-integrated use of "your mother."
Scyess: Truest vision of Hell since Bosch. My flesh crawled.
ObiJo: Most edifying. Fine geography. Big ****.
DexX: Most plausible. Plus, points for realizing that the purple thing is not and cannot be a donkey.
Fishoutofbeer: I knew I could count on you. Nice research: You took us to Zaire, Stonehenge, and that most mystical, sacredest place of all, "up the ass."
I declare our winner:
Because he loaned me ten bucks. Unfortunately, this means bunnerabb isn't going to quit.
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