http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=thevortex

look at my comic. it sucks lots

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i am the vortex

No. If it sucks, I'm certainly not going to read the fucking thing. Come back when you've written a good one.

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At the moment, it's an "Invalid Query".

I get the feeling that's as good as it's going to get.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You need to work on your presentation. If I said, "Try some of this chicken salad I made--it tastes like diarrhea," you might not be inclined to taste it.

Then again, maybe you are just being honest and it truly does suck but then why would want us to view something that sucks? You obviously hate us. I hate haters, so I am afraid that I can not read your comic.

Well, that and I can't view the comic right now due to the current database glitch.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I would complain but people would say I'm hypocritical.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You are sooooooo hypocritical... Reading your critiques of the work of others makes me want to punch you.

I'm noticing a pattern , actually...

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As Karen Carpenter sang it:
"I know I ask perfection of a quite imperfect world, and fool enough to think that's what I'll find."

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

It's like Metallica sang: "Holier than thou! You are! Holier than thou! You... know... not!"

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At the moment, it's an "Invalid Query".

I get the feeling that's as good as it's going to get.

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YOU might not.

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What others say about boorite!

...and if you said, "try some of this diarrhea I made-- it tastes like chicken salad," Katie bar the door!

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What others say about boorite!

hey, you know what's funny? not you. i say everything sucks. at least i don't think that my comics that consist of inside jokes are funny to others. at least my comic doesn't suck total ass and use crappy characters.

heh. i'm amused

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i am the vortex

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hey, you know what's funny? not you. i say everything sucks. at least i don't think that my comics that consist of inside jokes are funny to others. at least my comic doesn't suck total ass and use crappy characters.

heh. i'm amused

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I dont think ive seen comics this bad EVER in the history of my time here at SC.com.

Truly , truly awful.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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I dont think ive seen comics this bad EVER in the history of my time here at SC.com.

Truly , truly awful.

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As Darth Vader once said: "Impressive..."

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He also said, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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What others say about boorite!

He also said, "Yippee!" enough times to make me want to strangle him, but that's another story...

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