Hi. by DH-01 4-12-02

Hi, DH. Hey, Vid. How's life been? Pretty shitty, but I'll manage. ... oh, that reminds me. Where the fuck have you been? Should I start with the anal bead incident or skip that part?

Eh-heh... sorry, dougan. Shit happened. ^^;;

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Needs more sodomy.

Ha, I was the first (and thanks to DH-01's spelling mistake, the only) person to make a comic strip using the phrase "anal beard".

Rob Harland by KajunFirefly 8-10-01

backstage at Rainstorm Enterprises studios "Rooney's stand-up"?? What the fuck where you thinking?? I mean seriously, you're not even that funny, fuck me, my strip's going down the toilet!! you do realise that I've got that wank-biscuit Captain LowPass breathing down my neck? he's threatening to erase my account! well I thought, that, since this is a sinking ship anyway, I might aswell flaunt my own talents and see if anyone watching might want to hire me for TV or Film work! hmm, I'll deal with Captain LowPass first, then I'll sort out this strip, all the cast are leaving me! you might be too late, I'm starring in a film with Narinda from Big Brother, it's an Action Adventure Comedy Mystery Porno called "Nibushi Shang Hong: Anal Beard III"!

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Dad was flammable

Maybe he really does mean "anal bead" and not "anal beard."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yep. I meant anal bead.

Now stop thinking so highly of yourself, Kajun. Before I eat you.

With butter.

Yeah.

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Needs more sodomy.

Let's have SEX now! =D

Yet another return of DH. Yawn.

I know it's too good to be true, but DH is back! ...Who the fuck are you?

by NeoVid, 4-12-02

Oh, and the latest CC is to abuse another regular. You've just inspired me, man.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

What the hell is an "anal bead" then?

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Dad was flammable

A string of beads you stick up someone's ass... the purpose is for them to be pulled out of said ass as they (the one with a string of beads up their ass) starts to come, in hopes of having a more exciting orgasm.

Not that you *really* wanted to know, I'm sure.

http://www.analtoyguides.com/analtoys/anal-beads.asp

You must not be viewing nearly enough porn if you have missed out on the anal bead thing.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ah, right, uh, thanks you guys, I'll just be leaving now, DexX, cancel that forum users character.

see you around.

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Dad was flammable