This was too easy.

Amen by descolada99 4-12-02

You wanted to see me? Hey, why did you leave?

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Confession by fuzzyman 4-12-02

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have not loved God as I should. It has been six months since my last confession. Tell me of your fucking sins, my son. Umm.... Well, I took the Lords name in vain thirty-eight times. And I cheated on my wife with her brother. Say ten goddamn Hail Marys and fifty motherfucking Our Fathers. Go now in peace. Your felching sins have been forgiven. Father Tourette? Are you okay? I'm rimjob cumshot blow me fine. Why do you smegma facial tittyfuck ask?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The New Edition of the Vatican Square II by Blew_Crabs 4-12-02

I have relayed the new edicts and denoucements, Most Holy Father. Erruh- excellent. Eruh- what is this you do again? As per your request, I passed your list on to the Bishops with emphasis on condemning pedophilia and condom use. Oh, yes. Err-uhh. Very well.... ... it help to teach our altar boys the Sacrament of swallow. Eruh-huh.

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So good, I posted it twice:

Fuzzyman 3:16 by KajunFirefly 4-12-02

99...100, I done it, I got all of the billiard balls up my ass, now you have to do the forfeit! ah shit well, I'm officially a preist Gabe, are you happy? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I guess both of us are confined to a life of celebacy now. shut up

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Dad was flammable

The Further Adventures of Tom Swift, Boy Genius by kaufman 4-12-02

I just discovered oxygen.

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On a slightly less obscure note, we now have all the elements for this:

Star Trek: "The Enemy Within" in 3 panels by kaufman 4-12-02

Ok, Scotty, beam me up. I'm doin' the best I kin, Mr. Spock, but the tranporters a breakin the Cap'n in two! I'm Captain Kirk. No, I'm Captain Kirk!

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I've always wondered... if there is an afterlife, what do we look like. Do we look like we did just before we died? Scars, missing limbs, wrinkles and all? And if so, then would Jesus be nailed to a plank?

What's on channel 24? by Livewire 4-12-02

The lord's work doesn't come cheap, sinners. Please send your money to Jerry Falwell Ministries, care of... blablabla Jesus has asked me in his name to solicit your generous donations of $50 or more... blablabla... blablabla What the fuck? Oh, it's on. It's on. Your ass is mine, bitch. Your ass is mine. Oh dear. It looks like we're going to have to go to a commercial, as I seem to have made a small poopie in my shorts.

Ah, wonderful stuff, Livewire. :)

Televangelists suck camel scrotum.

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I have never seen Airplane by Bazilla 4-13-02

Please forgive me father, for I have sinned the worst sin. *sneeze* Bless you. Oh thank you father!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Here's my attempt to redress the balance a bit. Apologies to filthy foreigners who don't know what the Orange Order is.

Fuck the Queen an' a' by andydougan 4-13-02

Hey, Dougan, why do you keep making fun of Catholics? Why don't you take a swipe a Protesantism for a change? I thought that last strip *was* making fun of Protestants. But okay...I'll try a joke about the Orange Order. Hi. We're thugs. Doesn't really have the same comedic potential, does it?