a comic i slapped together saved twice... one of them has an incomplete title. is there any way i can delete the incomplete one?

Nope, 'fraid not. It's there forever and will surely keep you from becoming president some day. But we've all done it. I, personally, have about 10 comics I'd like to edit and 2 I'd like to delete, which puts me in the "Learning Disability" range.

Check out the Need Help, New Here string to see other people bitching about it. (And also turning it into a fun home game that will reach shelves soon.)

Oh, and welcome. (Boy am I one suck-ass welcome committee or what?)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ahh... The sodomizer 5000. Anyone remember the scene from Top Secret with the assmaster 5000?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A party's not a party without the soft hum of the S5000's shaft motor tickling your ear. Also, he won't let me go anywhere without him. Help.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Actually, that was the Anal Intruder, which led to one of the lines most quoted in my circle of friends: "He was found impaled on THIS!"

"It took a team of our best surgeons five hours just to get the smile off his face."

*talking into phone* "Mm-hm... mm-hm... Well, tell me if his condition changes." *clunk* "He's dead."

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I actually went on line before I posted that because I wasn't too sure of the name but couldn't find anything good. That was a great movie.

Ever see Real Genius, also an old Val Kilmer flick?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Real Genius.....? No....

The only other older Val Kilmer movie I have seen is Willow - a thoroughly under-rated film, in my opinion. It is jam-packed full of great lines, including another one that my friends and I regularly quote...

"Okay, this way!"
"No, I don't think so..."
"All right then... this way!"
"No, no, I don't think so..."
"You are drunk! And when you are drunk you forget that-"
(simultaneous) :
: "-I am in charge!"
: "You are in charge."
"So, which way do we go?"

"THIS WAY!!!"

(It was funny in context, believe me...)

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Dexx,

You are so right!!! I STILL love Willow. The brownies were so classic, not to mention the interaction between the now Ex-Ms Whalley-Kilmer, and Mr. Kilmer!

Sorsha: What happened to "You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky"?
Mad Martigan: It went away.
Sorsha: "I dwell in darkness without you," and it *went away*?

More on the brownies:

"You are drunk! AND WHEN you are drunk you forget that.."

(in unison, militant brownie and drunk brownie"

"I am the leader!" (drunk brownie slurring "you are the leadeerrr"

Or...

Willow: See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone!
Madmartigan: Ooh, I'm really scared. Help! There's a Peck with an acorn pointed at me!

That's it! I'm watching it again tonight!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.