[Click to view comic: 'Coming to Get You']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oh shit. I'm doomed. We unfortunately have an inexhaustable supply of SlimJims in Odenton. My only hope is that the wolverines accidentally wander into Fort Meade and get captured by the NSA, who will use them against terrorists or liberals or whatever.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."