Coming to Get You by gabe_billings 4-15-02

I've sent a legion of gamma irradiated mutant attack wolverines to the greater Odenton area to dispatch you. They're guided by GPS and have night vision goggles. Plus a pair of your socks to track you by. Unless you wire us ten million dollars by tomorrow noon they'll be given the strike order and you'll be pate by tea time. They're ruthless, effecient, and powered by Gatorade and SlimJims. Do we have enough space left to squeeze in that video clip of them savaging a Walmart? I doubt it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oh shit. I'm doomed. We unfortunately have an inexhaustable supply of SlimJims in Odenton. My only hope is that the wolverines accidentally wander into Fort Meade and get captured by the NSA, who will use them against terrorists or liberals or whatever.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."