I missed you guys... *sob*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I missed you too! *more overreactive sobbing*

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Uh, no... not you...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

we get signal

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Dad was flammable

What are you guys talking about? The site was up all weekend. I was wondering where you went.

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What others say about boorite!

main screen turn on.

Well Jesus Crackwhore Christ. For a while there I was afraid that I was going to have to go get a life or something. Whew!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I had to resort to chat rooms! AOL ones with LOL and all that shit!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I had to resort to chat rooms! AOL ones with LOL and all that shit!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

There are certain words which immediately highlight intense level of retardation in the user.

Some examples include:

- lol
- rofl
- roflmao
- pld
- heh

Please think of the children and dont use these words.

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Charlie dont surf

PLEASE!

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Charlie dont surf

[Click to view comic: 'Please Pardon the Interruption']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

lolroflpmlhehpld, good one Wirths!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I can't even go on chat rooms anymore I cant understand a fuckin' word they're sayin'!

Oops. I goofed on the title. It was supposed to be "Please Pardon the Interruption." It's the thought that clucks, though, eh?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Only if the thought wants to save fifty cents on Chicken Whoppers.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

No. You fucked up. End of story. You ruined the entire strip. Nice going, assmonkey.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm a big fan of 'WTF'. I wish there was a way to communicate it verbally the way I say it in my head.

For instance: "Last night I got home from my girlfriend's and I was all WTF MY SITE'S DOWN!!"

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www.bradsucks.net

Yeah "WTF" is a good way to convey something that's impossible to put into words.

It's kind of like "Wirthling Sucks".

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Dad was flammable

Heh.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

i thought it meant what the fuck

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive, make your time.

ha ha ha ha

No, STFU means what the fuck.

Anyways, have a warm cup of WTF!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic