Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That
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With the advent of the new Kajun character , i felt the need to create a little "Tete a Tete" between the two of us. Perhaps one of those "What might have been" conversations which everyone has once in a while.
This was the end result.
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| So , erm , Aye. Well , i said i would make it to yer wee do , but ive got to be in Edinburgh for some coursework that day. | |
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| Nothing to do with the fact theres no free bar , and despite your frequent requests , we wouldnt hold the event in Bennetts? | |
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| I mean , whits that muppet Dougan all about. Cannae get him oot for a drink for love nor money.. | |
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| I think he has an aversion to socialising. I hear its common among Journalists. | |
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| What , not joining your friends for a night on the town? | |
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| Not going for a drink anywhere that doesnt have a free bar. | |
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| So , whit are you up to nowadays? Still sponging off the state for benefits , week in , week out , and staying up till 5 in the morning making comics? | |
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| Actually , i work in a bank now. I deal with transactions totalling hundreds of millions of pounds every day. | |
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| I bet you still cant get a date. | |
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| So , how long do you reckon before other Weegie's like oorselves get forumusers characters? | |
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| Depends. Dougan wont ever have a character. Hes scared basically of what we can do with one. | |
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| Yeh , i know what you mean. Theres no personality to him. Hes one dimensional. He just hates Russell Crowe. | |
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| Still , at least hes not Zero_Entropy | |
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--- "Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
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