Christ, I can't believe I've already made 200 strips. Imagine if I'd used that time productively -- I could be a multi-billionare after discovering the cure for cancer and mastering the stock market.

But as it is, I am instead the proud owner of some 200 comics made with borrowed art, some of which are total crap.

However, at least I can say for myself that with 200 comics, I only have 93 forum posts. Let's hear from anyone else at 200+ comics who can beat that ratio!

Don't Ask the Servants of Hell for Favors by Scyess 5-03-02

** KNOCK KNOCK ** C'mon, Samantha! As long as we've known each other... could you at least ONCE use your powers to find me a cute girl? Granted. *drool* She's waiting *growl* at the front door. Hi! Jon, you sexy thing! Take me! Uuhhh... No offense, but I was kinda hoping for something with orifices... That's okay. It actually worries me that that's your only objection.

There it is -- the big 200. I don't know what the hell that blue thing is, but it certainly is cute. Kudos to whoever submitted it and/or ripped it off.

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It can't be a girl... it's blue!

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Not so! MY girlfriend is blue...

Then again, maybe I should check under her skirt, just to be sure...

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but she wasnt before you kept her in a cold bath for a fortnight was she now?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

My imaginary girlfriend is blue.

DexX I do believe you forgot someone named

*suspensful music playing*

Bluebexq!

Now go out and by her some flowers or a car or something.
Make sure word about this doesn't get out.
Because if it does...

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I'm a dead man walking, aren't I?

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or a certain part of your anatomy is about to turn blue, then black, then end up being tossed out of the window of a moving car.

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That is certianly a lousy way to lose your pancreas.

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Hah! You're in trouble now

*suspensful music playing*

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At the time of my first post, I had about 150 comics. So ha.

How the mighty have fallen.

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I had over 200 comics and 2 accounts before I made my forum debut.

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A date which will live in infamy.

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And now I am up to three hundred comics. Actually, I'm up to 303, but I realize that one comic was posted incorrectly twice before I saved it correctly, and another was accidently posted twice. So in fact I have three fewer comics than I thought. But for fairness, I'll post #300 and #303 here, so you can know which one is the three-hundredth no matter which school you belong to.

#300:

Not Just Healthy and Delicious by Scyess 6-13-02

What would you do with $10 million? Oh, that's easy. I'd buy a million acres in Idaho. IDAHO? Oh, yeah! I'd plant potatoes. Then make a theme park. I'd call it "PotatoLand." We would have potato carving parties and make clothes out of potato peels! Um, I'm leaving now... We would build a big castle out of potato starch! The battlements would be teeming with my all-potato army! Our slogan would be "Potato tuber alles!" WE WOULD RULE THE WORLD! You hear me? THE WORLD!!!

#303 (my entry into the comic cup):

Comic Cup 9: The Secret Escapes by Scyess 6-14-02

**BREOWWRRR** o/` O. Don't think I'm in love. Was sent from a-booooove... o/` A, F-sharp, B... or was it B-sharp? Fuck... Gee... without make-up Brittney Spears looks a lot like Kurt Cobain. ____________ Well, you know, no one never saw the two together...

And still only 149 posts! Haha.

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Hark! Doth someone blow his 300th comic on a potato pun? Repent or face the wrath of comic 53689!

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I am dieing.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Okay, you win -- but to my credit you didn't think of "potato tuber alles." The point of the strip wasn't really the pun, anyway...

But I've just started to explain a comic strip wherein potatoes take over the world. Time to stop.

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