My friend Jason had his truck stolen a couple of days ago. In it were his computer tech bag which contained all his cds (he is a computer consultant), his sunglasses, his palm pilot, and some money.

He is a good guy, and since I do not have much in the way of data cds to offer him, I decided to start this thread and ask anyone who wants to, to make a comic about him. (It is my birthday on Saturday, so this would be a nice present for me, too.)

Some info about Jason, for your comic-making pleasure:
[list][*]When I met him in 4th grade, he was already shaving.[*]He dropped out of college sophmore year, despite my trying to convince him not to. Fast forward 4 years >> he has himself set up as a corporation for tax purposes.[*]He is a computer consultant and a masseur.[*]He is a chick magnet, the bastard. [*]He used to work events for PowerBar, the high-energy bar. [*]He worked night audit at a hotel for 3 or 4 years.[*]He was with me (on the embankment) when I drove my 78 GMC Jimmy into Roosevelt Lake.[*]He worked as a Pizza Hut deliverer for a couple of years and earned the nickname Crash from his co-workers, because of the number of accidents he got in while on the clock.[*]His truck just got stolen.[/list]

He is coming over on Monday, so I plan on showing him this thread then. If stripcreator goes down, no worries -- I will just get him drunk. :)

Jason and the car-go-nots by ObiJo 5-23-02

911, what is your emergency? Someone's stealing my truck! That's not an emergency, sir. If it's not, I don't know what is! Rape, for example. I'll ask him, but you tell those policemen to bring ice.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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A comic for Jason by DexX 5-24-02

Jason! Come quick! Some bastard's stealing your truck! Really? This oughtta be a laugh... SHHKREEEEeeee...-KRUNCH!!! Oh... my... did you... Told you not to worry. I still can't believe the truck just crashed itself. I keep _telling_ you - it's not me! Every vehicle I have ever owned just likes to crash itself.

Where did those fucking slashes come from???

Time to reboot the box again, I think, Brad.

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The Fantabulous Disappearing Truck by gabe_billings 5-24-02

Say Gabe... think you could help me? I'm trying to find out who stole my friend Jason's truck. Hmmm.... maybe someone swiped it to use in bringing Mexican whores into the country illegally. And then got in a turf war with another pimp name Raoul who blew up the pickup as a scare tactic. Not that I'd know anything about it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Special Delivery by kaufman 5-24-02

Hello, Pizza Hut delivery, how may I help you? Hi, I would like a large pizza with sausage, mushrooms, motor oil and broken glass delivered to 719 Broadview Drive. Okay, it will be $10.95. It should be there in 30 minutes. Thanks. Give me a large with sausage and mushrooms ... Hey Jason, I have another delivery run for you!

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Jasons dum by Isocish 5-24-02

Quick, come on Jason sumduddies stolen yur truck! Well, i'd better, go phone the police, *Sigh* Hurry boy! Yeah, yeah Operator, give me the number for 911

It might be worth noting to your friend Jason that Isocish is a moron.

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Dad was flammable

I present the comic I made when my car got stolen:

When in Atlanta..., Part 3 by TheBlairZip 1-26-02

...never count on the cops! Officer! My car just got stolen! Yeah, that must suck. ...... 20 miutes later... ASSHOLE!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

About a century ago in America -if a man stole your horse- they caught him, cuffed him, fed him a nice dinner and strung his ass up. Then they gave you your horse back. Progress is a debatable issue.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

my car was broken into last night

they distroyed the passenger door lock to get in the ripped apart the housing for the steering column

in doing that they broke the steering column so bad that they couldnt even start the car.

they got pissed of and just took off with what littlke money they could find (my bag o change for the toll bridge)

its sucks

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

A computer consultant and a masseur? Sounds something like this:

From each according to his knead. by kaufman 5-25-02

Oh damn, another blue screen of death. HEY JASON, could you come here and see if you can fix my computer? Oh wow, you look really tense. Let me give you a bit of a rub here ... a crack here ... how's that? Oooh yes! I'll give you 15,586,947,209 nanoseconds to stop that! Thanks, Jason, my computer's now working better than it ever has. How can I possibly repay you? I'll do ANYTHING! Anything? Welllll ... do you still have that half a PowerBar in your desk drawer?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think we could all use this.

Horse Thieves Suck by ObiJo 5-28-02

So you want me to believe that a grey man wielding a flag stole your horse by sneaking it away on its tippy toes? I'm grey. That is true. Grey all over. I concede the grey point. Even my gun is grey.

Toe Titty Toe by ObiJo 5-28-02

Tippy tippy toe, Tippy toe toe toe. Tippity tip. Toetitty toe.

Thanks for posting, everyone. I'm going to send him the link now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh yeah we forgot... Happy Birthday Obi!

Obi-jobi-jo-jo.

Somehow , in a strangely crabby way (that clearly isnt Crabbyish because you did it first yessir no doubt) , your comics never fail to amuse me.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Toe Titty Toe by ObiJo 5-28-02

Tippy tippy toe, Tippy toe toe toe. Tippity tip. Toetitty toe.

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Thanks! I had a good one. My mom bought me a dvd and my sister a vcr. The coolest part is that they just clipped the ads out, so I could pick any dvd I wanted. (I'm trying to fix my old vcr and if I do I'll effectively have a $50 gift certificate to a big-ass electronics store we have in Arizona called Fry's Electronics. Tingle.) As an added bonus, I took my sweet ass time choosing one (I finally decided on the Apex 1200 cause the beautiful bastard plays jpegs) which made up for the many clothes stores I had to endure growing up with only two other females in the house. Add a point for the Y chromosome, scorekeeper.I couldn't receive a nicer compliment. (crabby never fails to crack me up too, even if he is a plagerist.)

They said the same thing to brocolli.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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My friend Jason ...

He used to work events for PowerBar, the high-energy bar.

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Criminal investigation by boorite 5-29-02

Officer, I seem to be missing a blue Ford pickup. Can you describe it? It's a blue Ford pickup. Color?

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