Crabby cracks me up these are comics like him but not as good unless you like these better than I am to be corrected!!!!!

crabby is a genius and funny by ObiJo 5-25-02

What are you doing in this my cave I thought I told you to get your own???? Thyis is the cave of my people and my people deserve this cave!!! Plus its cold outside and I didn't bring my shoes!!!!! That doesn't mean you can come in on my cave and live within it!!!! This thing which you do is not right and the people who humped to bring you into existence are looking down and FROWNING!!!!!!! Those sound like the description of those that stole my shoes!!! Did they have only one eyebrow and speak greek, but only when you arent listening?????!!!!!! Keep the cave. THANX!!!

I AM A THIEF BUT ALSO A NICE PERSON AND CLEAN by ObiJo 5-25-02

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS COMIC AND THE LAST ONE THAT CAME BEFORE IT BUT WITH A DIFFERENT PLOT!!! I AM STEALING YOUR STYLE BECAUSE ITS FUN AND I DONT HAVE TO SPELL CHECK AND THE LAST TIME I STOLE I WAS FRISKED BY A TALL LANKY SWISS MAN THAT I COULD IMAGINE AS A WOMAN!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! IT IS AN EXPLOSION AND I HAVE BEEN TORN ASUNDER THE ONLY THING I CAN HOPE FOR IS TO BE SAVED BY THE END OF TIME AND FAST!! SO?????? SAVEEDDDDDDD!!!!!

CRABBY TRIES TO STEAL MY STYLE BUT I SAY NO AND LEAVE by ObiJo 5-25-02

YOU CAN'T STEAL MY STYLE CUZ THEN EVERYONE WILL SAVE THEIR ACCOUNT INFO WITH YOU AHEAD OF ME AND THINK YOU INVENTED THE STYLE CAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER AND A LOT MORE!!!!! THIS IS NOT TRUE BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER YOU AND SAY I REMEMBER CRABBY AND THATS HIS STYLE AND OBIS JUST IMITATING IT AND ABOUT TO MAKE A BUNNY FLOAT!! HELLO RUMINATOR!!! IF YOU GET DOWN AND TIE WEIGHTS AROUND MY TEETH I WILL HELP YOU PUSH THAT CAR OVER THEN BACK AGAIN AND TAKE PICTURES BUT WITH THE RIGHT F-STOP!!! WHO IS THAT YOU ARE DOING AH YES IT IS OBI!!! THAT IS A GOOD OBI YOU ARE DOING CRABBY THAT IS VERY OBI-LIKE AND IN NO WAY DOES MY MEMORY TRACE IT BACK TO YOU AND TOO ITS REAL AND TRUE NONFAKE ORIGINS! I AM FLOATING OR REALLY BIG AND STANDING ON THIS CAR!!! BUT I STILL WANT MY STYLE BACK AND DON'T THINK I MEAN I DON'T WANT IT CAUSE I DO AND I SAID DO SO YOU SHOULDNT MAKE THAT MISTAKE!!!! YOUR STYLE????? I MADE UP THIS STYLE WHEN I WAS WASHING MY CAR AT THE WASHANDWASH CENTENNIAL WASH SO FUCK OFF GIANT BUNNY!!!!!!!

ONE OF THESE RABBITS IS ME (THE THIRD ONE) by ObiJo 5-25-02

YOU CAN STEAL MY STYLE A LOT BUT NOT ALL OF MY CHARACTERS OR MAYBE EVEN ALL OF MY CHARACTERS BUT THAT WOULD NOT BE PREFERRED!!! I SUMMON THIRSTY BEATNIK!!!!!! I DO NOT KNOW THIS THISTY BEATNIK BUT HE CANNOTBE A MATCH FOR MY VERY OWN AND ALL MINE SHIFTY POOL CLEANER WHO I NOW SUMMON IF HE'S DECENT!!!!!! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY UVULA AND THOUGH I THINK THAT SKIMMER LOOKS MIGHT SHARP BUT STILL---UVULA!!!!! I DO NOT FEAR THAT THING WHICH YOU NAME AND I KNOW NOT ITS MEANING BECAUSE I KNOW NOT ITS MEANING!!!! hAHA!!! TELL ME THOUGH SHOULD I FEAR IT???? SERIOUSLY YOUR STEALING MY CHARACTER NOW I CANT BELIEVE IT I WISH I COULD SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND WELD YOU MOUTH TO YOUR ANUS!!!!! I HAD THIS CHARACTER A LONG TIME AGO THE SAME DAY I THINK OF "I DO NOT FUCK TIT!!!"

I dont knwo for sure but i think this is the end of FAKE OBI by ObiJo 5-25-02

I am not OBI I AM CRABBY and what did you tear the roof of this air vehicle off for the plane will now crash!!!! You look like oBI to me and i needed to get honey-roasted PEANUST! Eagle. Eagle brand peanuts do they even make those. I remember once i had yeah thats great story obi but i need to find the dumb cunt of a stwaitress and get those honeyreoasted peanuts. Eagle. I AM NOT OBI!!! You know if i saw the balding guy behind me snarf a few dozen bags so maybe you can tear him open and get me his watch but not his creditcard cuz that'll trace. i would do that but he's about to hit that WASH AND WASH CENTENNIAL CAR WASH right now see. Splat!!! I've never seen one bounce.

[Click to view comic: 'GIANT ASS WHORE SQUID EATS A BEAR CLAW'][Click to view comic: 'Watch this stupid chicken do stupid things near water!!!!!!!'][Click to view comic: 'THIS IS A BUS STOP']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You know, I was actually going to make it a rule for the last CC that you had to make a comic in the style of another SC stripper. But I thought about it and wasn't sure that everyone really had a distinct enough style for it to work, I guessed everyone would just make comics like xpac or Wenis ("Tither").

Nice series though Obi, I think I'm a bit insane after reading it, but it's a true tribute to the man, the myth, the legend, Crabby Crabbola Crab-cakes!

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Dad was flammable

It's been done ... check out CC 74.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Excellent OBI!

I liked the first few but by the end my head just hurt. Now I know how everyone else feels after reading my series. NOW I MUST LEAVE FOREVER!

Crabby , remember how you did that tag-team 24 episode comic with DComposed , and we all laughed because the styles were similar yet completely different.

Try one with Obi. Theres an almost telepathic understanding of bad comedy between the pair of you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Maybe after he writes Duet 15. *stern look*

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I'd love to do a series with crabby as long as it's all caps. (That's more fun.) AND ALSO IF IT WILL NOT HURT MY CHANCES OFBEING SENATOR OF PEANUT BUTTER OR AT LEAS ITS OUTER OUTLYING AREAS!!!!

crobi or Abby? by ObiJo 5-29-02

Are you crabby or Obi? I am crabby! I have irrefutable evidence here that proves you're not. I was using universal crabby.

Universal Crabby gets the Yufgoslavian Finger!!! by ObiJo 5-29-02

Who are you!!! Who am I isn't it obvious I am Universal Crabby!!! Universal Crabby!!!!!! But you don't even look like me and the finger is yugoslavian I am not a DAMN YUGOSLAVIAN FINGER!!! Ive never made a yugoslavian finger cry before.

THIS IS A BUS STOP by ObiJo 5-29-02

HELLO OBI WHY IS IT YOU ARE NO LONGER LIKE ME!! I AM WAITING FOR CANDY!!! BUT THIS IS A BUSSTOP!!!! THIS I KNOW!!!!! JOLLY RANCHER??? NO THANK YOU!!!!!

CRABBY AND UNIVERSAL CRABBY AND BRICK by ObiJo 5-29-02

SO WE MEET AGAIN!! AND THIS TIME IN AN URBAN AREA WITH RATS AND MICE AND TRASH CANS FULL OF BUMS AND ALSO GORILLAS IF ONE HAS LEFT THE ZOO AND SO SCHOSEN TO SLEEP IN THERE! YOU R GORILLA SPEAK DOES NOT SCARE ME CRABBY I AM UNIVERSAL CRABBY!!!! I HAVE GREAT POWER THOGH NOT AS GREAT AS THAT GAL WHO USED TO BE ON THE CARTOONS WITH WONDER WOMAN AND ICEMAN. WHAT WAS HER NAME! FIRESTAR!!! YES, NOT AS GREAT AS FIRESTAR BUT STILL QUITE GOOD!!!! DO NOT THINK I AM WEAK BECAUSE OF MY INADEQUACYAD WHEN COMPARED WITH FIRESTAR!!! I AM POWERFUL WATCH THIS!!!!!!! SNARF!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO???? I SNARFED!!!!

I CANNOT SAY IF HE'LL RECOVER by ObiJo 5-29-02

OBI ARE YOU A SQUIRREL JUST TO GET CANDY THAT IS A GENIUS THING YOU DO!!! BUT WE MUST FORGET ALL COMPLIMENTS AND GO DEFEAT UNIVERSAL CRABBY HE IS ONE WIT THE POWER OF SNARF!!!!!! OVER HEAR SILLY FUCK!!!! HERE NOW I HAVE NOW SWITCHED PLACES SO YOU ARENOT CONFUSEDAND I AM NOT EMBARRASED FOR YOU AND ALSO CAUSE ITS COMFY!!!!! YOU KILLED SQUIRREL!!!

[Click to view comic: 'WATCH OUT THAT COULD HURT YOU!!!!']
[Click to view comic: 'RICHARD CRENNA IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!']
[Click to view comic: 'THE ROAD IS DANGEROUS SO DON'T SLEEP THERE OR ELSE DANGER!!!']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm scared now.

And rightly so.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I just wet my pants.

Im so scared , i had to get my mother to tuck me into bed tonight.

Either that , or im just so lacking in female company , and this was my only outlet

*sob*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"