Aussy Invasion!

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Aussy Invasion! by discodawg 5-25-02

All is well in Tokyo, Japan... As the leader of Japan, I now declare today a national holliday! People of Japan: Yay! ... until disaster strikes! G'day, mate! Egads! The Australian Army!! The leader of Japan surrenders. First Japan, then the WORLD!!!

The Leader of Australia speaks out by discodawg 5-25-02

I am the leader of Australia, and I would like to apologize for the rebellious actions the Australian Army may have committed against Japan. Oh gee, a lot of help that's going to do... I frown apon the Invasion of Tokyo, and so does my pet emu. Squawk! But most importantly I would like to state that I had no involvement in the planning and carrying out of this mission to take over Japan. Thank you for your time. Squawkity squawk squawk.

The Kangaroos take London by discodawg 5-25-02

After conquering all of Asia, and destroying all of those who got in their way, the Australian Army launched a surprise attack on England from the Atlantic Ocean... I'm the Leader of England, a.k.a. the United Kingdom, a.k.a. Great Britain! I'm the Leader of Scotland, a.k.a... uh..... damn! Holy tea and crumpets! It's the Australian Army! Resistance is futile, mates! Surrender now or we'll throw ya' bum on the barby! Never! Union Jack all the way!

USA becomes involved by discodawg 5-25-02

Meanwhile, at the White House... Mr. President, this is a very bad crisis, but don't you think we should talk about it INSIDE the White House? Ssh... Well?? Wait for it! These things take time!

Those sassy tribal leaders... by discodawg 5-25-02

As the President of the United States pondered, the Australian Forces swept over Africa. Ok ok... what if you really DID shoot me? Then what? Now this is the last time! Put your hands on your head! I'm not surrendering until you tell me what you want with Africa. What do you care? I'm pointing a gun at you! Just give up and be done with it so we can move on! Oh fine... you can have your stupid Africa. See now? Was that so hard?

[Click to view comic: 'USA vs. Australia']

[Click to view comic: 'The End of the War: Captain Powerful saves the daaaaaaaaay!']

AUSTRALIA WILL RULE ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

As if Captain Powerful would stand a chance against Steve Irwin...

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but Steve Irwin's not an aussie.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

DexX, that's why I didn't include Steve Irwin in it. It just wouldn't make any sense to show Captain Powerful beating the hell out of our good friend Steve.

Surely the strongest man in Australia is Alf Stewart?

nah, paul hogan is

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Paul Hogan isn't in Australia.

He also looks like someone attached a bike pump to his nose and inflated his face.

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