I can't battle Dan! We're in the same clan! We grew up together!
He was there when I got my first girlfriend. He was there when I first got cheated on. He was there for my first robbery. He was there when I first got ratted out. He was there when I learned to juggle. He was there when I first got beaten over the head with a juggler's pin. Come to think of it...
You're a dead man, Dan! You girlfriend-stealing robber-ratting juggler-beating bastard!
Now I'm off to sharpen my power of knock-knock.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.