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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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If he were twins, he couldn't use an elevator.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

6-06-02 3:31pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Obi's so fat that I thought he couldn't use an elevator as it is.

6-06-02 3:38pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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You insensitive prick.

God forbid you ever suffer from obesity, because then you'll know the hell obese people like me go through every day.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

6-06-02 4:14pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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He has to pull over for weight stations.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

6-06-02 4:16pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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When he sunbathes on the beach , Greenpeace supporters try and roll him back into the water.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

6-06-02 5:38pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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When he sits around the house , he really sits Around the house.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

6-06-02 5:40pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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his thighs speak to each other, they say "I'll go by, then I'll let you go by".

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Dad was flammable

6-06-02 7:05pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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- Obijo is so fat, he bends light.

- Obijo got a postcard the other day... it was from his penis.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

6-06-02 8:50pm (new)
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Mr_Jass
Stripcreator Regular

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-Assyria is called that because it's next to ObiJo's ass.
-British people think ObiJo is rich, because of all the pounds he has.
-During his short stint in professional wrestling ObiJo used Al Yankovich's "Fat" as his theme music.
-The only scale that can measure ObiJo's weight is the Richter.
-You weigh less than ObiJo's shadow.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

6-06-02 11:49pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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He makes Pita look only mildly fat.

(even though pita isn't fat)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

6-07-02 12:06am (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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that had to be THE dumbest move ive ever seen

d~ may i advise you to leave the site now before you get the backlash from that comment

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

6-07-02 3:45am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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...he's easier to go over than around.

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What others say about boorite!

6-07-02 7:23am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I almost replied to dcom's incredibly fucked comment, but I just couldn't find the word. I still can't.

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6-07-02 9:32am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Pita's a good-looking woman. We joke around, but this is not a good subject for jokes. The fashion biz spends plenty of money making women feel like shit about the way they look so they'll buy some bogus product, and it pisses me off because it convinces perfectly attractive women that you're not serious when you tell them how pretty they are. Let's not fuck around with this.

Pita's hotter than the likes of us deserve.

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6-07-02 9:48am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Pita is a cutie.

(Bec, put the knife down...)

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6-07-02 9:51am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I know... it's such a fucking headache when no matter how much you tell her she's beautiful that she just doesn't believe it.

Now if only I could lose those extra 40 pounds I wouldn't be a horrid, unattractive, monstrous blob of ickyness. FEAR MY MAN-BOOBIES!!!

(Because you won't love them, that's for sure)

6-07-02 12:06pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? ObiJo did!

He's a greasy lover.

6-07-02 12:15pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Pita's a good-looking woman. We joke around, but this is not a good subject for jokes. The fashion biz spends plenty of money making women feel like shit about the way they look so they'll buy some bogus product, and it pisses me off because it convinces perfectly attractive women that you're not serious when you tell them how pretty they are. Let's not fuck around with this.

Pita's hotter than the likes of us deserve.


Why do you assume she cares? Just cause she's a woman, you sexist bastard!

Seriously, though, I don't give a fuck about the way I look. True, when I was 400 pounds, it was very difficult admitting it here. That was because there is so much discrimination against the super-obese (that shit ain't a fairytale, believe me), I was afraid if I shared that fact, the discrimination would follow me to the internet, which is really the great equalizer.

I don't give a fuck about how any of you look. I care about how funny you are and how fun it is to talk to you. Your words. I'm not looking at you everytime you post, I'm reading your words. I care about you, not your packaging.

...God that last line would get pussy.

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He sat on a quarter and a booger came flying out of George Washington's nose.

He walked up to the counter at McDonalds and said yes.

Mosquitos schedule their breeding around his walks.

If he spits in the tub and gets in, it overflows.

When he sneezes, the resultant jiggling can only be described by the Mandelbrot set.

If he sat on a log he'd kill the forest.

When skinny people wander too close to him, they get trapped orbiting.

He uses an exponential scale.

The only car big enough for him is box.

When he started dieting, the commodities market crashed.

When he visited Mt. Rushmore, it looked like a quintuplet.

He would've been a good football player, but his ass kept getting stuck in the goal posts.

He's the first human person visible from space.

He doesn't live in Arizona, Arizona lives on him.

Three missing children are lost in his folds.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

6-07-02 3:41pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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looks like I'll be leaving stripcreator because I randomly chose the wrong name.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

6-07-02 5:49pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I was never super-obese, but all growing up I was made to feel like I was. I look back at some of my old pictures, and I honestly can't tell that I was all that fat... at least until my Senior year in HS when I was really starting to become a lard-golem... Argh, the memories... NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

Now see, I wanted to horribly murder all my classmates when I was in Jr.High, and High school but instead I saved up all that negativity and dumped it all into a little comic strip creation site. At least it kept me out of prison.

6-07-02 6:02pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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You guys are truly making too much out of a completely moronic comment.

YOU ARE ALL SICK, TWISTED, EGOTISTICAL, ELITIST BASTARDS AND I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL!!

See? A week from now most, if not all of you will have forgotten I just said that. You will be too busy with all the truly important stuff going on in your lives to give a shit what some Scottish retard posted about you on a web forum that contains arguments about who is more emotionally fucked up and lengthy comic series' about anally obsessed robots.

In the words of those early 90's music legends, 'New Kids on the Block', "Hang Tough", whatever that means.

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Dad was flammable

6-07-02 6:05pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Dammit Kajun, don't you see that this is all part of a plot to get dcomposed to leave the site?! Now shush, and let us finish the job!

6-07-02 6:09pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I'm not really leaving.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

6-07-02 7:10pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I agree wholeheartedly with everything I drunkenly said last night.

Woah, I don't think I've EVER been able to say that before.

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Dad was flammable

6-07-02 11:40pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I swerved to miss him in the crosswalk and I ran out of gas.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

6-09-02 1:29pm (new)
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