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I love the caption game.

-Dana Carvey!! I'm your number ONE fan!

-But I'm not dead yet. I feel better. I wanna go for a walk.

-Though Edna knew it was only a fire DRILL, she was always taught never to leave a man behind.

And for the more tasteless:

-As the victims of Columbine were identified, more than one male student gave a happy sigh knowing that their dainty theatre teacher with 'fast hands' was no more.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

--The gaming convention was marred by the arrival of a real ogre. Missing and feared eaten is Sir Pencilneck, Prince of Velour.

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-When the senior class went to pick a color for their graduation float, all hell broke loose. The school became fragmented into two groups: those who wanted blue and those who wanted white. As the argument escalated and the fatalities rose, the blue team's recruiting efforts became more aggresive towards those few remaining holdouts.

(Caption or novella, you have to decide.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

-Some people take Warcraft too damn seriously.

-Oregon, full of owls, mountains, and freaks.*

-"BALLLS!!"

-Retarded fanboy/girl mating season opened today...

*Oregon plays home to many pseudo-intellectual festivals such as Shakespear festivals and Rennisance (SP) festivals. FYI, ya biznatches.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Gabe Billings runs into his loyal fan Wirthling at the Felchmonkey 2001 Concert"

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

As a rule, felching is always funny.

Funfact - My english teacher didn't know what felching was.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I hate them almost as much as ravers. Maybe more. At least ravers don't infest the woods around my house the way SCAers do. That's because ravers sleep all damn day, the lazy zitsacks.

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And here I was, thinking I was the only person who read Milk & Cheese.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

But even better are the Jay & Silent Bob comic books. They cover the span of time from the end of Chasing Amy to Jay & Bob sitting in the parking lot of the women's health clinic in Dogma.

And they're chock full of all the snootchie bootchies a person could want.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm currently on my mission from George Carlin to upset the Smith household.

*evil Elisabeth Hurley voice dubbed over the clip of a knife sharpening, and cute bunny rabbit hopping through the woods*

"Kevin Smith will be mine....oh yes, he will be mine."

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Whazaaaaaaaaa???

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Whazaaaaaaaaa???

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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I love the caption game.

-Dana Carvey!! I'm your number ONE fan!

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Hell, if UCLA film school can have a class dedicated to Keanu Reeve's acting technique, anything's possible.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

-"WHAT DOTH BE UUUUUUPPPP?"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Semester one: Saying "Whoa!"
Semester two: Looking Impressed.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1)To Wilma and Roger's dismay, the consumption of homemade Mead and mincemeat pie did not bode well for the local airs. The resultant flatulance knocked Roger to his feet, and caused Wilma to revert to a primal state not unlike a cow, later to be found in the cow pens hogging the salt lick.

2)Prince Billy Bob was struck down during the joust when a large splinter was lodged into his rectum. When asked how she would remove the wayward bit of oak, his wife, Princess Tammy merely stuck the instrument of her husband's salvation at the press.

3)SCA, its not just for inbreds anymore.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

All I can say to all of you is: Hahahahahaha.

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