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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Boorite is so skinny...
- His belt has an alarm and a stopwatch.
- Sam Brown of explodingdog drew his portrait, but it looked too fat.
- He couldn't go into the school library, because the other kids kept using him as a bookmark.
- He never gets sunburnt, because the sunlight keeps missing.

DexX is so hairy...
- He never needs a costume at Star Wars conventions.
- Hell's Angels keep telling him to get a shave and a haircut.
- Diane Fossey is always giving him bananas.
- His barber has a set of hedgeclippers out the back.

Gabe is so bald...
- His headlice keep slipping over.
- Corporations keep asking him if he rents out billboard space.
- When he went to Jurassic Park, the dinosaurs tried to sit on his head.

Please, someone, help me out here... I'm dying...

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6-11-02 6:52am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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DragonXero is so bald, ugly, and skinny
-He can't get a girlfriend. :D

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6-11-02 6:56am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Boorite is so annoying, his wife wishes she'd never dumped Gilbert Gottfried.

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6-11-02 7:48am (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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Suppose the opposite sex is scared away by your black death graveyard music?

BLEEEAAAAAUURRRRRGGHHHH!

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6-11-02 7:50am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Actually, I was just about to say...

DragonXero is so Metal that he can't get a date.

(Drexle then goes back to listening to his doomy death suicide metal and Bouncy Polka-metal.)

6-11-02 7:52am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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joshw is so dumb that you would think he's Canadian...

Oh, wait.

6-11-02 7:54am (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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Even though *I* thought of the Death Metal joke before you?!?

Go sit in the corner and think about what you said, young man.

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6-11-02 8:01am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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DexX
-Is so abstract and obtuse that he refers to eating as "to satiate the orifice" and sleeping as "the logical conclusion to plying the hour of man".

kaufman
-Is so covered in cat hair that he no longer needs clothes.

Kajun
-got so stoned he ordered chinese takeout and ate his mail when it got to the door.

6-11-02 8:10am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Even though *I* thought of the Death Metal joke before you?!?

Go sit in the corner and think about what you said, young man.


No you didn't, you just posted it first... and even then, you didn't post it in the correct format so it was still fair game. So no corner for me, Canadian!

6-11-02 8:30am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Kajun
-got so stoned he ordered chinese takeout and ate his mail when it got to the door.

I hate Chinese takeout, also, it would have to be some really lame-ass take-out shop if they still haven't delivered it by 9:30am (when the mail arrives).

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6-11-02 8:55am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Bazilla is so dumb that Plankton see him as an evolutionary inferior.

Fuck has rapped so many Women , hes Mike Tyson's idol.

Kajun has so many aliases , Mulder and Scully are after him.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

6-11-02 9:31am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Kajun
-got so stoned he ordered chinese takeout and ate his mail when it got to the door.

I hate Chinese takeout, also, it would have to be some really lame-ass take-out shop if they still haven't delivered it by 9:30am (when the mail arrives).


Nothing brings out the inherent humor in a one-liner quite like the application of cold, rational analysis. That's what I say, anyway, right before my wife punches me.

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6-11-02 9:38am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Wirthling is so geeky, he lives in an Episode 2 trailer park.

DragonXero is so scary, he can only look in the mirror with the light on.

JrnymnNate is so fundie, he memorised his Bible's copyright notice.

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6-11-02 10:29am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Bazilla is so Welsh, I crapped on his lawn.

Wait, that doesn't work, does it?

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6-11-02 10:33am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Actually, most of the metal guys I know have girlfriends or wives. :|
Most metal bands have tons of female groupies... Especially the death metal bands and the gothic metal bands. The guys in goth metal bands have tons of women... AUGH.

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6-11-02 10:33am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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WRONG its public domain.

6-11-02 11:21am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Check again, Nate - every translation is copyrighted. Now, what did our friend Dave say about killing humour with dissection?

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6-11-02 11:24am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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The english translation is public domain, but the books are copyrighted by the publisher.
KJV - http://www.fillthevoid.org/Kjv/about.htm
WEB - http://ebible.org/bible/WEB/

6-11-02 11:53am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Nate is so stoned, he ate a huge fucking bag of corn chips.

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6-11-02 12:09pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Bazilla is so Welsh, he threw his panties at Tom Jones.

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6-11-02 12:13pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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And yet they still find something to whine about...

6-11-02 12:16pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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DexX is so broke, he bought a Fostex X-12.

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6-11-02 12:19pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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DragonXero rocks so far out he doesn't really call it rock- its more "Higher Enlightend Death Metal".

DragonXero is so underground he often forgets to use equlization when playing with his mainstream friends.

Hrm, I'm lame.

dcomposed is so stupid he saw an airplane, then a bird, and said "Superman must be around!"

ladyj is so rude she firmly believes in the rule that swearing is ineffective unless you light the person on fire with the ferociousness of your words.

6-11-02 12:27pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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You don't have to be Welsh to do that!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

6-11-02 12:29pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Check again, Nate - every translation is copyrighted. Now, what did our friend Dave say about killing humour with dissection?


I believe that should be Dav.

bunner is so passionate, he got kicked out of 7-11 for arguing that "the imperialist capitalist's SOP of supressing the prolitereate" was the cause of the 10 cent increase in Hubba Bubba.

Nate is such a fundie, he schedules vacation time around the second coming.

Gabe's mom is so loose, her answering machine message is yes.

Thiss sentence has threee errors.

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6-11-02 12:43pm (new)
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