Sony recently created an online "Dating Forum" kinda thing called the dating game. Unfortunately , someone mentioned this to the forum users over at SA.

No prizes for guessing what came next.

http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=326

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

ah i am dieing!

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ah shit i really am dieing

That's way too funny.

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Comic Contest XVII: Mr. Sociopath goes a-courtin'... by wirthling 3-31-01

I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now? I'm wondering what a whore like you would look like without skin... If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why? I think I'd be the steering wheel, so I could make the car veer off the road and run over whores like you... What is your idea of the perfect date with me? It starts off with you asking me stupid questions like these. Next, I beat you to death with a baseball bat. That's what a whore like you deserves...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Wow... funny, funny stuff... :)

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I started playing this game and messing with people... damn funny!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Ah yes, here was my entry for that CC.

Comic Contest XVII: Booze and cheers by boorite 3-31-01

Bachelor #2: If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why? I'd have to say shock tower bushings, because my function is to pump you brimfull of steaming jism. Ho-kay.... I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Olde English 800 40-oz.ers, and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now? Damn, bitch, leave some for me. If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make? Vootie vootie! SHAZAM! Holy moley!

Believe it or not, that sumbitch won.

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I haven't laughed my ass off this hard in a while...I'm working on putting up the caps of the ensuing cat fight between SexyBiatch and myself...

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Damn, Jaello, you're hot. Let's play Twister.

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http://www.angelfire.com/comics/mr_jass/dgo.html

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I saw Big Evil Dan on that thing.

If you see a certain DrFelcho on there, that's me.

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SpookyKooky in da game!

Playing this game i realized how boorite truly has no life and is content to spend his day reading dirty magazines and wielding his knowledge like a sledgehammer in that place... my kudos.

Not my battleground... better go back to JK2 multiplayer.

Well they didn't have a geek comic forum character for me to use, so I had to lie a little. ;) But I will let my Gene Simmons character kick your ass at Rock N Roll Jeopardy!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

RAAAR! TOBOR IS CURRENTLY CORNHOLING PEOPLE AT THIS GAME (JOIN GAME 4 IN THE "NEW YORK" ROOM! THE PASSWORD IS "CORNHOLE", JUST LIKE ALL WHO ENTER SHOULD PREPARE TO BE!)

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RAAARRR!!!

NOBODY IS LOGGED ON AT THIS VERY MOMENT? PERHAPS WE SHOULD SET A TIME AND DATE FOR A SC GAME. I PROMISE THAT NO MATTER WHEN OR WHERE SUCH A GAME WOULD OCCUR, I WILL RUTHLESSLY CORNHOLE ALL PLAYERS. (AND NON-PLAYERS AS WELL.)

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RAAARRR!!!

Playing this game, I realized I'm truly going to roll you up in a used carpet and throw you off a bridge.

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I thought it was something to pride yourself on...

Pride is a sin, Christianboy.

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I can't win with you, can I?

Andy's Maw can.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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'Ski

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Quick community announcement - Sony (or maybe the Dating Game specifically) put some GatorCorp spyware on my hard drive. If you have been there and played the game, I recommend you get Ad-aware, and the latest ref update, and clean out your system of ad- and spyware. Actually, that's a good idea any time, but GatorCorp is particularly obnoxious.

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This explains quite a lot. I actually thought it was my reinstallation of Audiogalaxy that had stuck it on my system.

I found it odd when CTRL-ALT-DEL was showing up 2 new programs i had never seen before.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You can try!

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