Tobor's AI by TheElPaso 6-13-02

o/` o/` Some things just aren't worth cornholing.

Lucky fuck by TheElPaso 6-13-02

hey larra 7 remmber how yuo statred a "tribut to fuck" thred? Yes. good, caus i wantid to mak a thred with a tribut to yuo in retern. You do? That's so nice! good im glad where boht hapy now on youre nee's bithc!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I wonder who will be first to have Rocker and Indypete collide?

Gary Glitter by Bazilla 6-13-02

Gary Glitter! You're my idol! I'm sure you are, now lets run along and play "The Un-Dress" game. Oooooo, all my friends will be so jealous! Wait! Are you 8!? Sorry, you're too old.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Am I the only one who, when seeing this guy, imagines that he's playing "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi and singing along badly? Must be the karaoke getting to my brain.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I heard a different song...

You got the Peaches, I got the Machine Gun by TheBlairZip 6-13-02

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME!!!! Excuse me, could you keep it down, please? I'M HOT...STICKY SWEET! Jack, could you come here for a moment? FROM MY HEAD TO MY......uh oh... heh heh heh

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Ha ha! I already found a new way to use this guy.

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The obvious.

Air Guitarist by kaufman 6-13-02

o/` I'm as free as a bird, now! All right, dude, you rock! o/` Feelings, nothing more than feelings .... Boooooo! You suck! o/` Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas-gas-gas! Whoa, man! That's great! Encore!

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You beat me to it. But here's something simaler...

He should probably listen to "Borderline" for an idea of what he needs to work on.

SCROE! by KajunFirefly 6-13-02

Hi, I'm new around here, I was hoping we could be friends and go and pick up guys together. Uh, actually, I AM a guy. Heh, you're funny, so, is there like a club we can go to or something? No, seriously, I'M A GUY! Hey, maybe I could come over to your place and try on some clothes, I didn't bring much of a wardrobe with me. Why... sure, I've got a whole bunch of Kil... uh... skirts that would suit you.

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Dad was flammable

Skeet Shoot - The Untold Story by DexX 6-13-02

Pull! *whoosh!* *BANG!* *SPLAT!*

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DexX, that was brilliant!

This was all I could come up with.

Ready to Rock by Drexle 6-13-02

Alright Stripcreator!!! Are you ready to ROCK?! I said, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?! GODDAMMIT, ARE YOU FUCKING READY TO ROCK?!

Ready to Rock by Drexle 6-13-02

Alright, Bongo!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?! I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU DAMMIT! I SAID, "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"

Ready to Rock by Drexle 6-13-02

Life... what point is there to it, really? It feels like I'm just doing the same thing day in and day out... and that I'll never be any better_than_what_I_am. If only there were a sign... if only I knew that there were someone out there for me to measure myself against positively... is there any more wretched_a_soul_than_mine? Hey suicidal dude, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?! It's a miracle!!!

Secret Fantasy by Drexle 6-13-02

So, you say you're into some pretty wild kinks eh? Yeah, but there's one that scares even the kinkiest of women away... Are you sure you can handle it? Bondage, fisting, scat... I can handle *anything.* Okay, I'll be back in a minute... but get ready for it Maura... because when I come out... Except maybe that... YOU'D BETTER BE READY TO ROCK!!! YEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!

WHAT!
MY COMIC WAS BASED ON THE EXACT.SAME.PRINCIPLE!
JUST BECAUSE IT'S awwww whatever.

I tell ya, I get no respect.

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Sure I respect ya. Now shut up and go fetch my slippers.

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Get it right!

Oops, not once but twice!

Good thing my first accidental DrP posting was actually the right kind of topic.

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Well Josh, maybe if you had done a Skeet Shooting strip too...

Skeetshooting is like Tobor and Physics and MILLENIUM WASH AND WASH. IT'S JUST FUNNIER NO MATTER WHAT SO THERE!

Where There's Smoke, There's Firefly by kaufman 6-14-02

Hey! Nice bong, dude. Mind if I take a hit?

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Stripcreator Viagra by kaufman 7-03-02

How are the implants, Doc? Completely successful, Brad. You will never have to worry about that e-reptile dysfunction again.

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Bigger, Faster, Stronger. by KajunFirefly 7-03-02

Many years ago... Seriously Doc, can't you just go out and get some monkeys or something? Sorry Slappy, but I've ran out of money, I'll have to test the machine on you. *bzzzzzzzz* AAAAAAAAGGGHH!!! *bzzzzzz* RAAAAR. AQUA_TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!! oh shit!

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Dad was flammable

Child Stars: Where are they now? by kaufman 7-03-02

Kevin "Home Alone" McCallister now runs a home security company in Wilmette, Illinois. Hey, I just read the new Jane's, and China's got a new portable land mine. I suggest you get yourself a few of them and... Dorothy Gale is working as a travel agent in Salina, Kansas First of all, taking even a small dog will result in nothing but trouble. Secondly, are you out of your mind? You can't get back to Kansas by balloon! And of course, Harry Potter and Hedwig tour non-stop on the banquet circuit. And let me tell you, nothing like waking up in the morning and seeing a big hooter fluttering over your face... SQUAWK!!!!

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Pac Man: The Graphic Novel by kaufman 7-03-02

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Co-star Wars by BigEvilDan 7-03-02

Look, Jar-Jar, I'm sorry I had to cut back your role in Episodes 2 and 3. I have to pay attention to the needs of my audience, you understand. That's okay, George. My new sitcom has gotten great reviews from test audiences, and I got a huge deal with CBS for next season. Damn you, Binks. That reminds me, I've been meaning to talk to you about a salary increase...

SHARKMAN! by BigEvilDan 7-03-02

Rex Johnson was an undercover cop. Drowned by the mob, he's caught in the explosion of a nuclear sub! Soon, his DNA is rewritten and he becomes.. SHARKMAN! With the abilities of both shark and man, he has the potential to become one of the world's greatest superheroes. Sadly, he gains both a shark's inability to survive on land and a human's inability to survive underwater. Damn.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dinosaur Talks by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 7-03-02

Yeh man , i mean , its cool to be called a "Rock Dinosaur" and all , but im still not getting the chicks man. This could be because Jagger is 60 and youre 824.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

New Art by fuzzyman 7-04-02

You'll get a long fine in Stripcreator, as long as you remember that I do not suck dick. Got it. Crabby does not suck dick. RRRAAAARR!!! AMPHI-TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!! YIKES! OW! What in the hell was that? Don't mind him. He's just trying to fit in.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.