So goddamned funny.

I enjoyed reading your comics way back when and didn't realize you had returned. Welcome to the forums finally. Here's one I really like:

[Click to view comic: 'Shouldn't have picked up that poo']

Are you a friend of allenhenderson by any chance? I remember seeing a bunch of yours and his posted about the same time. We'd all like to see him make a return, too.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Allen is very very busy right now. But I'll see if I can't get him to make a couple of comics now and then.

He used to have a website with real (strange) comics that he drew himself. Unfortunately, that website died when The Man pulled the plug on his college email address, and he has been too busy to remedy the situation.

Thanks for remembering me =D

you really are funny.
I'm going to put you on my favorite strippers list.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You say that like you weren't expecting me to be funny. Are you suggesting that sometimes people think they're funny and they're really not?

either that or they say they suck and there funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Re: tard']

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www.allenhenderson.com

Yay!

(And of course I mean "Yay!" in a completely non-homoerotic way. Well, mostly, anyway.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sadly, at the end of this comic marathon, he goes away again. :-(

[Click to view comic: 'My plane leaves in two minutes people']

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Dad was flammable

Fuck! Those two comics adequately illustrate why he should definitely hang around.

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This one's one of my all-time favorites:

[Click to view comic: 'Airplane Jesus']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ack! I wish he would hang around. Allen Henderson is my all time favourite stripper, even if he does spell his name wrong.

[Click to view comic: 'I came back']

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www.allenhenderson.com

Wow -- seems like rickward's thread has all been inadvertently stolen by allenhenderson. 8)

I didn't know any one had heard of rickward; I found him at random a while back and immediately added him to my favorites list. I'm also glad he's back. Welcome back! (Both of you!)

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"Old" is the old new.

That's OK--friends share.

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[Click to view comic: 'Shootin' pool, bitches']
[Click to view comic: 'The hole where you stick pies is a pie-hole']
[Click to view comic: 'Doop dee doo']
[Click to view comic: 'And so then the guy says, not the first guy, the other guy..']
[Click to view comic: 'So they apparently shut down AudioGalaxy']
[Click to view comic: 'The tension between India and Pakistan is all sexual']
[Click to view comic: 'Open your pie-hole']
[Click to view comic: 'Danger Microwave']
[Click to view comic: 'Absolutely no technical support here people']
[Click to view comic: 'Don't touch me there. Try a little lower.']

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www.allenhenderson.com

Yay! Mr Happy-Birthday is back!

This particular strip was a homage to that classic gag...

[Click to view comic: 'CC103: Big Brad [seven]']

(Part of a series - probably makes no sense at all in isolation.)

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I did this one for the "Steal someone else's style" contest.

[Click to view comic: 'CC74 - Allen Henderson - A tribute']

Yous a funny bitch...you going into my fav author thinger!

I like peanut butter!

[Click to view comic: 'The big lunch']
[Click to view comic: 'You know I'm right']
[Click to view comic: 'Still champion']
[Click to view comic: 'Different strokes']
[Click to view comic: 'Stroke it']
[Click to view comic: 'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!']
[Click to view comic: 'The back stroke']
[Click to view comic: 'Stroke of inspiration']
[Click to view comic: 'Use shorter brush strokes']
[Click to view comic: 'Wish I had bought some mutual funds right before the coma']
[Click to view comic: 'Next on MTV: Life Support Unplugged']
[Click to view comic: 'Old times']

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www.allenhenderson.com

Stroke of genius.

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Damn, I'm glad you're back, Allen. Legendary stuff...

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If I were to have a 4 foot by 8 foot by 6 foot altar adorned with pillow mints, fresh elderberries, cinammon scented candles, and one well-worn 5" by 7" glossy in my basement, that glossy would be of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

But if I were to have two, the second would be of me making love to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

But after all sexually humiliating Jennifer Love Hewitt altars, the strangling her altar, the cutting her up altar, and the storing her in burping tupperware in the pantry altar had been built, altar seventeen is securely in the possesion of Mr. Allen Henderson. And since at that time I'll again be single, he'll probably be the focus of altars eighteen through thirty-four as well.

At which time I'll yet again be single and coming for you Linda Hamilton.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Obi, you fucking nut!

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Dad was flammable