So goddamned funny.

I enjoyed reading your comics way back when and didn't realize you had returned. Welcome to the forums finally. Here's one I really like:

Shouldn't have picked up that poo by rickward 2-22-01

If consciousness is no more than the aggregate of physical neuron function in the brain, then how can humans have any sort of soul, or spirit? My hand tastes funny.

Are you a friend of allenhenderson by any chance? I remember seeing a bunch of yours and his posted about the same time. We'd all like to see him make a return, too.

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Allen is very very busy right now. But I'll see if I can't get him to make a couple of comics now and then.

He used to have a website with real (strange) comics that he drew himself. Unfortunately, that website died when The Man pulled the plug on his college email address, and he has been too busy to remedy the situation.

Thanks for remembering me =D

you really are funny.
I'm going to put you on my favorite strippers list.

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You say that like you weren't expecting me to be funny. Are you suggesting that sometimes people think they're funny and they're really not?

either that or they say they suck and there funny.

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Re: tard by allenhenderson 6-16-02

So I got this email explaining that I should post some more cartoons. I really have been rather busy. Not busy enough to not jerk off three or four times in a day though. I really need to remember to start closing my blinds.

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Yay!

(And of course I mean "Yay!" in a completely non-homoerotic way. Well, mostly, anyway.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sadly, at the end of this comic marathon, he goes away again. :-(

My plane leaves in two minutes people by allenhenderson 6-16-02

Welp I have to get back to work. Who knows when I will see you again. Maybe it will be another 6 months. Who also knows what kind of crazy adventures I might get myself into. I bet we just go get sushi.

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Fuck! Those two comics adequately illustrate why he should definitely hang around.

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This one's one of my all-time favorites:

Airplane Jesus by allenhenderson 2-22-01

Oh God, we're all going to die! It's Jesus! Jesus, save us! I just came to tell you you were all going to die

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ack! I wish he would hang around. Allen Henderson is my all time favourite stripper, even if he does spell his name wrong.

I came back by allenhenderson 6-18-02

So I came back. Yay! But only because I forgot my car keys. Here they are.

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Wow -- seems like rickward's thread has all been inadvertently stolen by allenhenderson. 8)

I didn't know any one had heard of rickward; I found him at random a while back and immediately added him to my favorites list. I'm also glad he's back. Welcome back! (Both of you!)

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"Old" is the old new.

That's OK--friends share.

Shootin' pool, bitches by allenhenderson 6-23-02

Hey Allen wanna go shoot some pool? You read my mind good buddy. Just let me run inside and check my messages real quick. Actually I was thinking we could just leave now without all that nonsense. Well not all over. There are body parts of dead hookers all over the apartment again aren't there Micah?

The hole where you stick pies is a pie-hole by allenhenderson 6-23-02

So how about you stop blocking the doorway and let me in there and see what happened. There can't be that many bodies. There's going to be one more if you don't shut your bitch-hole and forget about it. Oh yeah. Wanna get oysters before pool?

Doop dee doo by allenhenderson 6-23-02

Just let me in there. I don't care what you did just let me check my messages before we go. Did I mention you're looking a lot like Brad Pitt today? Ok, but that's the last time that line is getting you out of trouble.

And so then the guy says, not the first guy, the other guy.. by allenhenderson 6-23-02

Look, either I see the gore in there now or when we get home from shooting pool and I'm helping clean it up. Just let me in there for a second. Ok ok fine. Hey my transmogrifier came in the mail! Dammit now we're never going to play pool tonight.

So they apparently shut down AudioGalaxy by allenhenderson 6-23-02

Check it out Micah! I totally transmogrified myself into a giant chicken! Great! Let me try it now! Okey dokey! SLAM!

[Click to view comic: 'The tension between India and Pakistan is all sexual']
[Click to view comic: 'Open your pie-hole']
[Click to view comic: 'Danger Microwave']
[Click to view comic: 'Absolutely no technical support here people']
[Click to view comic: 'Don't touch me there. Try a little lower.']

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Yay! Mr Happy-Birthday is back!

This particular strip was a homage to that classic gag...

CC103: Big Brad [seven] by DexX 3-01-02

Well, I've been caught by a guy with pyrokinetic powers, carrying a load of explosives meant to blow him up. Obviously, I'm a dead man. That seems the only logical outcome of this cartoon. Happy birthday!

(Part of a series - probably makes no sense at all in isolation.)

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I did this one for the "Steal someone else's style" contest.

CC74 - Allen Henderson - A tribute by kramer_vs_kramer 10-21-01

Well, I'm stuck behind enemy lines, my US Army unit are all dead, and this terrorist is going to kill me. I guess that's the only logical outcome to this cartoon. Happy Birthday!

Yous a funny bitch...you going into my fav author thinger!

I like peanut butter!

The big lunch by allenhenderson 6-27-02

Blah, I ate so much I'm going to rupture. GAH, I ate so much my nose is bleeding. Arg, I ate so much I'm gonna puke. MAH, I ate so much I can't see out of my left eye. Um, it sounds more like you're having a stroke. You're just jealous.

You know I'm right by allenhenderson 6-27-02

Um, Phil, having a stroke is actually kind of serious. It doesn't have anything to do with over-eating. Eating fatty and high-cholesterol foods can increase one's heart rate, increasing the likely hood of a blood-vessel rupture in the brain. Or could simply increase the chance plaque is knocked off of arteries, and it floats on upstream again into the brain, causing a blockage and then a rupture. Ok ok, so maybe it is from eating more than me. Damn diggity.

Still champion by allenhenderson 6-27-02

Ok, so I admit you ate a lot more food than I did. How about we get you to a hospital to take care of that stroke? Hospital shmospital. See, and your speech is getting slurred. Slurred shmurred. Hey where'd you go?

Different strokes by allenhenderson 6-27-02

Hey where did everything go? Where am I? Maybe I could be of assistance. What? Who said that? It's me, your stroke! Dude, you wouldn't believe how much I just ate. Every second we spend here you lose one percent of your brain capacity.

Stroke it by allenhenderson 7-01-02

Well, I must go now. No don't go! There are so many things I want to ask you! You do know that I am a stroke and it is causing permanent damage every moment you stay here right? First: What does permanent mean? I'd better get overtime for this.

[Click to view comic: 'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!']
[Click to view comic: 'The back stroke']
[Click to view comic: 'Stroke of inspiration']
[Click to view comic: 'Use shorter brush strokes']
[Click to view comic: 'Wish I had bought some mutual funds right before the coma']
[Click to view comic: 'Next on MTV: Life Support Unplugged']
[Click to view comic: 'Old times']

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Stroke of genius.

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Damn, I'm glad you're back, Allen. Legendary stuff...

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If I were to have a 4 foot by 8 foot by 6 foot altar adorned with pillow mints, fresh elderberries, cinammon scented candles, and one well-worn 5" by 7" glossy in my basement, that glossy would be of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

But if I were to have two, the second would be of me making love to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

But after all sexually humiliating Jennifer Love Hewitt altars, the strangling her altar, the cutting her up altar, and the storing her in burping tupperware in the pantry altar had been built, altar seventeen is securely in the possesion of Mr. Allen Henderson. And since at that time I'll again be single, he'll probably be the focus of altars eighteen through thirty-four as well.

At which time I'll yet again be single and coming for you Linda Hamilton.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Obi, you fucking nut!

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