I work as an instructional designer in the training department at my company, mainly focusing on developing computer based training. Something I thought would be nice to have was a Wacom tablet, so I started researching them. I ended up just buying one myself 'cause I thought they were so cool, and just today I told my boss that I didn't really need one at work since it seemed like a waste of money.
Then she told me that we've got money budgeted for developing computer based training and we probably ought to use it before someone decides we've had it too long and takes it away. (Apparently up to this point she's been pretty stingy and hasn't spent much.)
My tablet was $129, and to me it was not silly expensive, but seemed dumb to buy another for work when I could just bring mine in as needed.
As it turns out, my problem was that I continue to think in terms of 'my budget', when in fact we're dealing with the 'department budget'. So I asked just how much we had to play with. Hundreds? Thousands? Tens of thousands?
Apparently it's about $20K. So $129 for another tablet isn't going to kill anyone. (As my friend said, "Shit, we probably spend more on coffee and doughnuts for our meetings!")
So there's this big pot of dough, itching to be spent. And I get to come up with creative ways to spend it on things which will help me develop good computer based training software.
So my question is, does anyone have any bright ideas? Already on the table are non-pirated, current versions of Flash and Freehand as well as a couple of Wacom tablets. Though it seemed a little frivolous earlier, buying Poser 4 and it's ProPack seem cool too. That still leaves an awful lot of dough. Not that I have to spend it all. But a couple of thousand bucks isn't going to make much of a dent.
She's already nixed a new speedboat, a departmental vacation to the Bahamas, and a chimpanzee. She did like my idea of a $500 gift certificate to Ann Taylor for her, but she decided against it.
So what else?
And no, I can't send any to any of you. But she might take pity on wirthling and get him some plastic surgery so little kids stop thinking he's a troll.
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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.