I'm back, for any of you that remember me, and I've got a new series. I'm not really happy with it, but I thought I'd put it up anyways to see what people thought.

INTRODUCING: Polly, the Evil Librarian by DMSO 6-17-02

Can I please take this book out, Miss Polly? Why bother reading? I think you should go home and sit in front of the TV instead, or play a violent computer game. Okay, Miss Polly, I'll do that instead. Bye! And if your mummy tells you off, just tell that bitch to get get to grips with the 21st century, alright? This job is so... fulfilling.

Polly the Evil Librarian And the Fundamentalists' Propaganda by DMSO 6-17-02

Miss Polly, where can I find the Harry Potter books? Harry Potter promotes witchcraft and paganism, Timmy All witches and pagans burn for eternity in the pits of Hades. Do you want to end up there, Timmy? N..no.. Miss... Here, take this Bible. There may still be hope for you.

Polly the Evil Librarian: Better than the Dewey Decimal by DMSO 6-17-02

Excuse me, Miss Polly, but could you tell me where to find your books on DIY? Why certainly, Mr. Smith. They're right behind me... In the pyre marked "Home Improvement"

Children's Reading Time, With Polly by DMSO 6-17-02

So, which did you all prefer; 'Little Red Riding Hood', or 'Ulysses'? ... ... ... ... ...

As ever, any feedback would be welcome...

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You know, lara7 looks very apropriate for this role...
but not like the librarians I used to have.
I visit the library in an adjacent town regularly. It used to be that I went to the one in my hometown, but the evil librarians(mostly fat old women) there crucified you over a slow fire if there was some kind of problem. They all seemed to be miserable people with the sort of dangerous mentality that only becomes violent when it discovers its true role... that of a librarian.

HES BACK! DMSO IS BACK!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

that was a great series, better than all of mine, Bazilla's, and JrnymnNate's comics combined.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The first and the last were the best of the series. Glad to see you back! I was just perusing your old comics a few days ago wondering where you were.

I agree with the 3 above statements.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I agree with the 3 following statements.

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Dad was flammable

Andy's maw is the best lay in Scotland.

Kajun Firefly wears pink frilly underpants.
Kajun Firefly masturbates while watching Peewee Herman films.
Kajun Firefly is not a nice person.

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The above two statements are lies.

ha ha!

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Dad was flammable

I like the series so far. And it has a lot of potential. Please keep going.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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The above two statements are lies.

ha ha!

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Mmm, peach. Here's a couple more for you. I like these ones better than the first few, but who am I to say?

Polly the Evil Librarian enjoys bad puns by DMSO 6-18-02

It's the first day of my Muslim Book Group today. Do have any suggestions as to what novel I should take along? Anything by Salman Rushdie would go down a treat, I think. Thanks, Polly. See you later. My pleasure. Ji-had it coming to her, coming to my Library.

"Libraries are Gay" by DMSO 6-18-02

I've been suffering from eyestrain recently, and my optician told me not to do too much reading. Have you any large-print books? Not a very good selection, Father. Why don't you try one of our 'Talking Books'? We have most of the current big titles. That's a marvellous idea! You truly are an angel, Polly. I shall enjoy this, I'm sure. Glad to be of service, Reverend. Have you finished with my Anal Cunt tapes yet? I seem to have mixed them up with the latest John Grisham...

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And still more...

Polly's Tax by DMSO 6-19-02

RETURNS I'm sorry Polly, this one's a few days late. Oh, don't worry about it. RETURNS Goodbye. Goodbye. RETURNS Hey Polly, how come you never enforce the overdue fines? I'm running a tab. One of these days, I'll call 'em all in, and then I'm off to start a new life in Tahiti.

Polly, the Evil Librarian and the Prince of Darkness by DMSO 6-19-02

Busy day today, Polly? Hell, yes. I spent all morning putting the "Midgets' Lifestyle" books on the top shelf, and this afternoon I've been mixing Stephen King in with the children's section. Marry me.

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