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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well I got sick of all the Bush bashing that goes on this board without a word spoken. It was really bothering me, so I decided to make a rebuttal. Frankly, I didn't like EITHER of the canidates, but I would have rather had Bush in office than Gore.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm all for leaving the politics out of this board. So even though I strongly agree with this:

Well I got sick of all the Bush bashing that goes on this board without a word spoken.

I even more strongly agree with this:

This is the *one* board I wanna be on without getting in a flame war. :)

Though wirthling and I did go a couple of rounds awhile ago. Until finally, despite his bad politics, his auburn hair and firm pectorals won me out.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wha? Ewww.
Personally, if a lamppost had run for president, I would have voted for the lampost over everyone else.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Gabe: you rock :)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

BUSH FELCHES DOLPHINS.

And that is a goddamned fact.

But seriously, forks, tho I'll bash the crap out of Bush (who is a robo-humpin' nimrod), Clinton/Gore were just as evil, only smarter. Review of Washington's Colombia policy, anyone?

Oops, I forgot...

PRESIDENT TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

That's mo like it.

(BTW, "Tobor" was the name of an evil robot in a hideous old serial named Captain Video. Tobor-- "robot" backwards. The mad scientist would order Tobor to cornhole Captain Video, and CV would foil this scheme by ordering Tobor to go back. Brilliant stuff. OK, no cornholing, but still brilliant.)

(I don't mind calling him Tabor tho.)

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What others say about boorite!

Obviously the candidate for the Luminescent Party wasn't on the ballot in your state. Unfortunately, the lamppost's running mate was a luminescent watch face... a real drag on the ticket.

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"Old" is the old new.

TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE ALL OTHER PARTIES!
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WATCH FACE!
RAAARRRRR!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, this is where "Tabor" was turned into "Tobor".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tobor was always Tobor - Gabe fucked up.

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Tabor did not have sexual relations with that pathetic fleshling.

Gabe Billings sucks. Only Writhling sucks to a greater extent, and thus, he is constantly mocked by Gabe Billings.
Heh, heh, hu-man.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Dammit, I thought for a second there that Jael and Desc were back.

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What others say about boorite!

This is all easily solvable. Just cast your vote right now and we will see who by numbers, and not by eloquence of speech, has won the stripcreator election.

My vote-

[*]Bush

Gore

Tobor

I vote for the Barbi twins.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jael? .. ..... .. Ja... JAEL!

I vote for Jael being back. Oh... and desc.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet