...I turned that fucked-up conversation into a comic series.

I Am... No, He Is (1) by DexX 6-18-02

I am the Great I Am. No, I am. You are what? I am I Am. You are? Are you sure you are I Am? Yeah, I am.

I Am... No, He Is (2) by DexX 6-18-02

Wait on... if you are I Am, then who am I? I don't know. Well, that settles it. I Am would know who I am. Good point... maybe I am not I Am after all... Well, one of us must be I Am! I think you are I Am...

I Am... No, He Is (3) by DexX 6-18-02

You suck, God! I don't believe in you! Oooh, you should smite him for that. Me? I thought you were I Am. Am I? Yeah, you are. I am? Are you sure I am I Am? Yep, I am. You are I Am.

I Am... No, He Is (4) by DexX 6-18-02

Are you sure you are not I Am? No, I told you before. I am not I Am - you are I Am. I am not so sure... I am. Yes? Yes what?

I Am... No, He Is (5) by DexX 6-18-02

You said my name, didn't you? I did? No, I Am. You are what? Nothing, I just am. I am confused.

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Reading this the phrase crossed my mind, "I am a ham sandwich".

Equal Time (1) by kaufman 6-18-02

Excuse me, are you the Prince of Lies? Of course not. So you *are* the Prince of Lies. Nope.

Equal Time (2) by kaufman 6-18-02

No, really. Are you the Prince of Lies? No, I'm not. And that's the truth? Yes it is. Aha, so you weren't lying. I never have.

Equal Time (3) by kaufman 6-18-02

So, if you were the Prince of Lies, you'd be lying to me right now, no? Look, as we both know, an unmet premise in a counterfactual renders the entire statement null and void, such that any consequent has equal validity. Capiche? Thanks, I needed that. Now I'm thinking more clearly. You really *are* the Prince of Lies, aren't you! Nope, not me.

Equal Time (4) by kaufman 6-18-02

So you're not the Prince of Lies. That's correct. If that's so, do you know who is the Prince of Lies? I have no idea. And you'd know if it really was you. Does it look like I'd have a clue?

Equal Time (5) by kaufman 6-18-02

I guess I had mistaken you for someone else. I hope I didn't bother you with this line of questioning. Not at all. In that case, just to make things perfectly clear, are you the Prince of Lies? NO! And you never slept with my mother. Never!

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i liked those

i want to buy them

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