In spite of their increasing lack of popularity, I thought I'd give my turn at this World's Worst thing a go.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: World's Worst thing to say at a Religious occasion.

(By that, it can be ANYthing -- wedding, funeral, briss, bar mitzvah, Baptism, Christening, Advent, Lent, Yom Kippur... you name it, it's fair game.)

I'll start of by blatantly stealing from Jeff Foxworthy:

World's Worst according to Jeff Foxworthy by flickguy 7-09-02

The Wedding If anyone has any reason why these two should not be joined... Yeah! I love him, and he's carrying my baby!

Judging to occur Thursday morning around 11am SC time

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This is not my empire.

Bunner wins:

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God I love that comic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Worst thing to say at a wedding by ObiJo 7-09-02

I do.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

We come not to praise Cesar ... by kaufman 7-09-02

Ashes to ashes ... Hey, let me out of here! Oh, be quiet! Always complaining right up to the day you die.

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DUI: Worst case scenario by ObiJo 7-09-02

Sir, step out of the car please. What are you doing in my bathroom? Sir this isn't Sir, stop urinating on my leg.

Rules? We don't need no stinking rules!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Worst thing to say at a bris by kaufman 7-09-02

*snip* Oy vey! Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Glickstein ... It's a girl!

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You'd be Bored Too by itsclark 7-09-02

Which brings me to the topic of today's sermon: The Lord's Challenge for Us! HI MISTER PWEECHER MAN! My name is Timmy! Please, I'm in the middle of a service. Hee Hee Hee! Timmy PWEASE, I'm inda middle of a SERV-is! Ahem. As I was saying, the LORD sets many challenges before us... Nuts. What gave me away?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Worst thing to say at an exorcism:

Sonorans, No Hittites, No Errors by Namgubed 6-27-02

Begone, thou unclean spirits of abominable perversion! Begone, I say!! It's not working. You better call in the young priest. You know, the one with the nice ass.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Toughtful Betrayals or Freudian Slip it to the Altar Boy by NastyPope 7-11-02

Let us all stand and pray in reflection of God's desire for Man and Woman to be joined together in Holy Matrimony. Oh Lord, Blessed art Thou! For in thine infinite wisdom thou hast blessed the Union of Man and Boy.... *GASP* Oh JUDAS PRIEST!!!! I just said that out loud, didnt I?

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Two hours late. Oh well. Work got in the way.

Honorable mentions:

NastyPope for Freudian Slip it to the Altar Boy
ObiJo for "I Do"
ObiJo for DUI
kaufman for We Come Not to Praise Caesar

And the winner...

Worst thing to say at a bris by kaufman 7-09-02

*snip* Oy vey! Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Glickstein ... It's a girl!

(Thanks for the laugh, kaufman!!)

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Worst thing to say at a bris by boinky33 7-12-02

Don't worry,Mrs.Brocolsky....I got rid of your daughter's boil for you!....You know,the one under her stomach!

The Dahmer Bris by ladyjdotnet 7-16-02

Mozoltov, Mr. Dahmer. Your son is now a member of the Jewish community! You gonna eat that?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

They're like gummi worms!

... or so I've heard.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

A Long Time Ago at a Bris Far Away... by kaufman 7-17-02

May the foreskin be with you!

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