The Spanklings by israphael 7-09-02

I'm tired of this shit. You say one thing, then you go and do something else. We're becoming as dysfunctional as that family on TV. Which one? The Osbornes... the Simpsons... or do you mean the Addams family? The Bushs.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

*applause*

Great stuff. :)

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The Spanklings II by israphael 8-12-02

GGGRRRRRRRR... Must be that time of the month again. THAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING! YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE! YOU'RE ALL PIGS! Wow, she's more upset about the rent than usual.

The Spanklings III by israphael 8-12-02

I'm hungry. How about eating at this place? I don't think that's a good idea. See, Gabe went in there and spent the rest of the night doubled over in pain. Food poisoning? No, Tobor works there.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

this stuff most deifinetly doesn't suck.

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Good stuff. :)

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I was doubled over too. But not in pain --- with laughter! Good job.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Nicely done. Maybe we should do a Leave It To Tobor crossover.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Bwahah! More!

At the risk of sounding like Santa - HO HO HO!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Who you calling a HO?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

I believe I was calling for a Ho. I even cried aloud three times in the hope of attracting one.

Sadly, I have had no reply...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

The Spanklings IV by israphael 8-26-02

You can't keep treating women like they are your sexual playthings. We have feelings and needs. When it comes to sex, don't rush it. We like to be held and cuddled. And we need a great deal of foreplay before we can achieve orgasm. Well, aren't you going to say anything? Women have orgasms?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I vote for "The Spanklings" never being cancelled. It is certainly funnier than any series I've actually seen on television.

Keep 'em coming israpheal!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

quote:

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I vote for "The Spanklings" never being cancelled. It is certainly funnier than any series I've actually seen on television.

Keep 'em coming israpheal!

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Where're Spank's loudmouth kids?

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The Spanklings V by israphael 8-27-02

Money's getting tight, So it's about time to go out on tour again. But the band needs a new sound. You guys have any ideas? How about a sound that is big and retro? Let's get a horn section to back us up. That might work for Springsteen, but not for us. World Music is popular now. I've been studying Tuvaan throat singing. Too Weird. We haven't tried Techno. We don't even have to write any new shit. Just remix some of the old crap. What do you think? Needs more sodomy. Shut up, Gabe! We're not a fucking boy band.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

ENCORE! ENCORE!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

The Spanklings by israphael 8-28-02

Spankling goes on the Charlie Rose Show... Mr Spankling, why did you call George W Bush "a lying piece of shit"? I never said that. You can't deny it. We have videotape of you saying it. Wrong. What I said was, George W Bush is "a lying sack of shit". I'm afraid I don't see the difference. More shit.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I believe I was calling for a Ho. I even cried aloud three times in the hope of attracting one.

Sadly, I have had no reply...

As descolada might say, Hi Ho!

israphael - once again you have made me laugh out loud. thanks.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Those are fantastic. Please, keep 'em coming!

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The Spanklings VII by israphael 8-29-02

What's with all this noise? Jesse! Jesse! You gotta see this! They made me an action figure! And check this out, when you drop the pants... Oh My God! Yeah, ain't it great? I'm hung like a horse! Wow, a doll that is both politically and anatomically incorrect.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Hahaha, "more shit."

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The Spanklings VIII by israphael 9-15-02

How do I look? I'm afraid to ask. It's my costume for Halloween. And I got the perfect one for you. I know what you're thinking and you can just forget it! After the last time you made me dress up as an altar boy, I was too sore to sit down for a week.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."