We've had art.
We've had mythology.

Now let's tackle Medicine. Any kind of medical term, official or layman, things having to do with illness or hospitals.

(Just let me know if the topic flu over your head or simply leaves you cold. After all, laughter *is* the best medicine. So give it your best shot.)

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This is not my empire.

I had a meeting today, but since I'd rather do the punfest than the meeting, I had the meeting cancered.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

This is ulna going tibia humerus contest if no one goes to extremities.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I can't think of puns right now. My head is pounding like a pneumoniac drill.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It's the pollution. This guy - an ecologist I know - says until we gang greenly up, the air will have, as laymen say, a high mllik content.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It was bad when someone continued this thread once, but now there are tumor! It should be strepped from the forums. I can't stand this kind of vitreous humor. It snot funny!

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"Old" is the old new.

What did you say? I can't 'ear you!

So, so sorry....

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I was aspirin to do a long one here as wellbutrin to think of medical terms was majorly depressing so I terminated it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

By "terminated it" amine I pulled the plug.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Zevon: Trapped Singer by kaufman 9-13-02

It doesn't look good, Warren. At the full moon, your respiratory system will transform into a large, menacing, relentless killer. Your very cells will malignantly consume everything in sight. Aaooooooooooo! Werewolves of lungdom.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Have you no shame?

That's a rhetorical question, of course.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."