Did I leave the iron on? I bet I did, and now the house is probably engulfed in flames.

As everyone knows Stripcreator is not the home of mental health, so the next competition will deal with this.

Damn it, what did Kaufman mean by that remark. Was he trying to by sarcastic and snide at my expense?

Rule 1: Show one of the usual suspects (forumusers, Andy Dougan, Bazilla, etc) suffering with some form of mental health disorder or dealing with some type of personal issue.

Yet another headache! That the second this week. I probably have a tumor and I'm going to die a horrible, lingering death

Rule 2: At least in one panel, use one of animals as a character.

If you think I'm sexy, and you want my body, come on baby let me know... Why can't I get this stupid song out of my head?

Rule 3: Somewhere in the dialogue include a commercial catchphrase (example: "Where's the Beef", etc.).

Sorry no one is home to take your call. Leave a message and we'll get back to you.

Multiple entries accepted. I'll judged the competition Wednesday midnght. Happy Stripping!

OOO... Tongue Depressors!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC 121?: Trauma by Bazilla 7-14-02

Mum! I'm scared! Something's happening to me! Look! Son, they're called pubic hairs, you get them when you become a big boy. Well that explains that, but why have I got pubic hairs all over my legs now as well? You also get them when you become a big boy. Phew. Yes! I'm a big boy now!

"I'm a big boy now" was in some nappy advert, I think it was pampers....

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC 131 : Remember folks , its just a comic. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 7-14-02

Ever since Becca hit me in the head , ive been going through a strange transformation. Ive found myself in love with animals in a new way i never before though possible. And as far as sex goes , i couldnt give a XXXX for anything else.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 131: Advice by lara7 7-14-02

I'm feeling down. The guy I like won't return my calls, I hate my job, and it feels like nothing matters anymore. Why don't you try swimming around in your own excrement? I do it all the time, and I'm never sad. Then again, my brain's the size of a pea. Boorite, you used to work in mental health- what should I do? I find getting mind-numbingly drunk helps. If that doesn't work for you, you might try seeing a midget Chinese therapist. Three months later: Wow, I feel great! What's the secret to your success as a therapist? Little. Yellow. Different.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Not all my material is stolen, just the good stuff!

CC131: A Chip Off The Old Strip by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 7-14-02

Mum! I'm scared! Something's happening to me! Look! Son, they're called pubic hairs, you get them when you become a big boy. Soon you'll grow taller, your voice will change, and you'll start to lie and whore around like that worthless father of your's. Yes! I'm a big boy now! *Sigh* Not yet, But all too soon.

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

Fuzzyman Loses His Mind by itsclark 7-14-02

It's this compulsion I have. I can't stop making advertising parodies and posting them on the internet! I don't see where that's anything to be ashamed of, Fuzzyman! It's the best part of waking up! Once I open Photoshop, I just have to let my fingers do the walking! It's a totally organic experience! Fuzzy, I suggest that you just obey your thirst! Be all that you can be. Frankly, I'd kill to have such obtainable goals. Honey, who are you talking to? There's noone there. Thanks for the advice. I knew you'd understand, you Silly Rabbit!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 123: Trauma for Bazilla. by dcomposed 7-14-02

Mum! I'm scared! Something's happening to me! Look! Son, they're called pubic hairs, you get them when you become a big boy. Phew. Yes! I'm a big boy now! How do you explain my being a dragon?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hmmm. Another Cowboy Physics in the making?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If this isn't obsessive-compulsive ...

Octopermy by kaufman 7-14-02

Was it a dream or a visitation? My son is a big boy now. You shall quit picking on him, and judge his comics on their own merits. I will read Bazilla's comics tomorrow, and judge them on their own merits. Regardless, KKP logs into stripcreator the next day, and proceeds to read and vote on the entire Bazilla catalog. Good news. I've fully reactivated voting. --Brad This one's an 8 ... And I'll give this one an 8 ... And another 8. Gee, this guy's pretty good! It is only after he has voted on every single Bazilla comic that the spell is released, and he realizes what he has done. My god! I can't believe I 8 the whole thing!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

fuzzyman made me do it!

Cowboys Suck by Namgubed 7-14-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" True .... True. Uh-oh -- don't look behind you. What? Ahhhh fuck. This dude is SO psychotic when he's pissed. WAAZZZAAAAAAAP !!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I'm not sure whether this is a legal entry, but I thought it was funny so I made it anyway. Also I can't resist an opportunity to use the word "formicate."

CC 131: Roach Motel by Scyess 7-15-02

Roaches check in... Hi, room for one, please. Ick. This is not going to help me resist the urge to formicate. ...but they don't check out! AAAIIYYYEEE!!!! J! I heard you scream! What's wrong? That little bug bastard left without paying his bill!

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"Old" is the old new.

Oh, and in case anyone thinks I made as spelling error... you can go here:
http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=formication

I love that word. I've used it before in a comic, although I couldn't think of a good way to do it. And I'll use it again! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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"Old" is the old new.

Donkey Boy! by ObiJo 7-15-02

Half Donkey, Half Boy

Donkey Boy and the Search for East! by ObiJo 7-15-02

Donkey Boy's Triumph over Lava! by ObiJo 7-15-02

Character Development: How Ted Dilberg became Donkey Boy! by ObiJo 7-15-02

The Death of Donkey Boy! by ObiJo 7-15-02

[Click to view comic: 'Donkey Boy and the Genesis Planet!']
[Click to view comic: 'Donkey Boy and the Case of Inappropriate Touching!']
[Click to view comic: 'Donkey Boy in "Failed Jailbreak"!']
[Click to view comic: 'Donkey Boy in "Successful Jailbreak"!']
[Click to view comic: 'Donkey Boy in "Unable to Cope with Outside Life"!']
[Click to view comic: 'Donkey Boy in "Contentment"!']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 131: Therapy Goes Afowl by BigEvilDan 7-15-02

Day 1 You've got to help me, Doc. I can't control my thirst for puns. That's why we put the battery in your cat. It monitors your speech, and if you ever try and obey your thirst it will give you a mild shock. Day 2 Wow, Kaufman. You really are a geek. Day 3 ...and even though I couldn't say anything, I had use the alternate definition somehow. That's really no excuse for biting his head off.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I love you, Milkman Dan!

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This is not my empire.

CC 131: Cruel, Cruel Fate by Scyess 7-16-02

I've spent all this time trying to get over my lust for beastiality, and then fate lands me alone in a field with a hot pink donkey. Oh, no, this guy is looking at me funny. I think he may want to violate the sanctity of my donkey-hole. I should just walk away... I can resist... I can resist... I can resist... remember the therapy... breathe, breathe... He's trying to look innocent, then he's going to turn and strike! Or is he really harmless? I can't tell! The anticipation is killing me! I wish he would just get it over with. Okay... I'm calming down now... I think I'll be able to resist as long as the donkey doesn't do anything overly tempting. AAAHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! GO ON, GET IT OVER WITH! JUST DO IT!

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"Old" is the old new.

CC 131: Feel this. by boorite 7-16-02

Rats! I shot Andy's maw! We're there when you knead us! These things usually go away after the first 3 bourbons.

A human being is an animal.

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What others say about boorite!

CC 131: Celebrate the moments of your life by boorite 7-16-02

I'm having a nervous breakdown. I'm having a nervous breakdown. Jinx!

Lara is an animal. Trust me.

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What others say about boorite!

CC 131: Me pefectly norbal by NeoVid 7-16-02

Ah, Stripcreator. I love this place. Of course, that's just because normal people don't do it for me any more.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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CC131: If wishes were horses, then Hurt me, Hurt Me. by DMSO 7-16-02

Doctor, I think I'm losing my mind... Tell me what you think is wrong. Well, it seems to me that everyone is constantly changing between different animal forms... But that's exactly what they are doing, DexX. It's become a fashion of late. You aren't insane, merely tragically unhip. I'm not hallucinating? You mean....? Yes, DexX. It's the Real Thing

And, after the break, a brand new mini-series:

CC131: 1st of a Triumvirate by DMSO 7-16-02

Doctor, I've been having the most bizarre recurring dream recently, and I can't make any sense of it. Could You? Ah, the Power of Dreams...Please, Mr. Billings, furnish me with the details. I always start off as a fish. I swim around the endless sea, not knowing where it is I'm going.... Eventually, I reach the edge of a deep, dark chasm, into which I feel my self being irresistibly drawn...

CC131: The middle member of a trio always wears Khakis by DMSO 7-16-02

No matter how hard I struggle, nor how desperately I swim, I cannot escape the pull as it sucks me in... And it's then I always awake, just as I'm about to fall into the gap... Can you help me, Doctor? Can you shed any light on what this means? I just want to be able to sleep in peace...

CC131: I'm a Marmite man, myself (3 of 3) by DMSO 7-16-02

So can you shed any light on this dream that haunts my nights and is destroying my mental well-being? Something about your mother. Is that the best you can come up with? I can't believe I wasted my money on this "therapy"! I'm out of here! Freudian Psychoanalysis: you either love it or hate it.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I think I should have capitalized "that" in diablo's dialogue in the second panel. Did any of you find his sentence confusing?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I used to get no behind. I'm a lot happier now that I can get behind.

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What others say about boorite!

Speaking of behind, I am exactly this anal.

Jon takes a lickin and keeps on tickin (despite the chicken) by ObiJo 7-17-02

Bipolar I'm a Canadian! I rock! I'm a Canadian. I suck. Now THAT I can get behind. I'm a Canadian! You're a Canidiot.

Now THAT is funny.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.