Here we go again...

TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 1 by fuzzyman 7-14-02

YES...? Mr. Tobor? I'm Macauley MacGregor from the Scottish Space Ministry. We'd like you to be our first astronaut! WHY TOBOR? WHY NOT ONE OF YOUR OWN PEOPLE? Well, the capsule was engineered by the French, so we expect it to explode on the launchpad, and you're expendable. EXPENDABLE? Did I say expendable? I meant expandable! What a wonderful PCI bus you have!

TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 2 by fuzzyman 7-14-02

Well, that was a painful cornholing. TOBOR'S PCI BUS ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S EXPANDABLE. Ah, here comes Pierre Du Monde, our Chief Engineer. GOOD. TOBOR HAS A FEW QUESTIONS. Mon dieu! Zees rotor turbines weel nevair generate gravitons by zemselves! THAT COMES AS A SURPRISE TO YOU?

TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 3 by fuzzyman 7-14-02

So here's the mission profile. You'll be exploring our solar system and reporting on your findings. HOW WILL TOBOR'S SPACECRAFT GET ENOUGH ENERGY TO GET TO THE OUTER SOLAR SYSTEM? You'll shoot past Saturn and then loop around Uranus. EVEN IF TOBOR HAD AN ANUS, WHY WOULD HE LOOP AROUND IT? Very funny. Can we be serious for a minute? GOING DIRECTLY INTO THE ANUS IS MORE EFFICIENT THAN LOOPING AROUND. BUT THEN TOBOR HAS NEVER BEEN MUCH FOR FOREPLAY.

TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 4 by fuzzyman 7-14-02

So, zat is how zis space capsule works. Do you have any questions meester Tobor? YES. WILL TOBOR ENCOUNTER ANY BLACK HOLES ON THIS MISSION? No! Of course not! DAMN! Why are you upset meester Tobor? Zee black holes, zay are very dangerous! TOBOR LIKES VARIETY, AND THERE AREN'T MANY BLACK STRIPCREATOR CHARACTERS.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Episode four is the best. Black holes!

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And of course, I should have said... "To be continued..."

But you probably knew that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"To be continued" is the story of fuzzyman's life...

Great start on the new series. :)

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TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 5 by fuzzyman 8-03-02

Tobor? Whit is yer status? GLASGOW CONTROL, TOBOR HAS CLEARD THE ATOMSPHERE AND IS HEADING FOR VENUS. Oohhh aye, ye sre cleared tae gang. SAY WHAT? Gang tae Venus, ye trosk! GREAT, THE MISSION HAS BARELY BEGUN AND THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR IS ALREADY BROKEN.

TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 6 by fuzzyman 8-03-02

WELL, IT'S A LONG WAY TO VENUS. LET'S SEE WHAT TOBOR HAS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. *click* Lift mah kilt an' stick 'at big tossel in mah arse! Yoo're sic' a pure deid brilliant bidey-in! GREAT. THREE THOUSAND HOURS OF SCOTTISH PORN. 'at feels braw! Noo beat me wi' yer strap-on, will ye?

TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 7 by fuzzyman 8-03-02

Somewhere between Earth and Venus... Yoo're nae too gantin, miss! Main eh buck ye in eh arse? Meanwhile, back on Earth... So how long will Tobor be gone, Mr. MacGregor? Oh, at least twenty-four months, Mr. Billings. Twenty-four months, eh? My ass is feeling better already! As it should. Now about our payment...

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

heeheehee, oh Tobor, you cornholing red robot aka that C-something or another human hater. Heeheehee. Tobor. heeheehee. In space, double teeheehee. That makes teeheeheeteeheehee. Yup.

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