Well, I finally did it. I've crossed #400. The official #400 is here:

[Click to view comic: 'Efficiency Expert']

But the real #400 is here, not including the 3 comics that posted wrong or accidintally posted twice.

[Click to view comic: 'Too Many Shit Local Bands']

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"Old" is the old new.

Welcome to the 400 club. What's your jacket size, good sir?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I didn't even notice this one until a few strips later:

[Click to view comic: '#502']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

One doesn't need to post 400 comics to be a loser. Trust me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

One needs to post at least twice that. Or something.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It looks like you're approaching a thousand, kaufman. I hope Brad has fixed the C1K bug or else you could end up sitting in the dark trying to gnaw your way into a can of string beans when your electric can opener no longer works.

Or something.

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"Old" is the old new.

I havn't made 100 yet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thank God for small mercies.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

If the C1K bug hits, just make comics as super kaufman.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I don't know if I could reach 400....I'm running out of poop and dick jokes....

That made me feel better... until I crossed the line to 500.

The official #500:
[Click to view comic: 'The SemiGlorious Return of LFooaC Man after a Real Absence']
The REAL #500:
[Click to view comic: 'Where Are They Now?']

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"Old" is the old new.

That last comic was nothing short of pure, undiluted genius. If I wore a hat, I'd tip it to you, Scyess.

As it is, I shall simply suck up to you in this post.

YOU'RE GREAT! YOU'RE THE KING! LET ME BUILD YOU AN EMERALD CITY FROM THESE GRAINS OF SAND!

Right, I'm done sucking...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

No, you still suck.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

No, you still suck.

Like a vacuum, baby!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I don't have any idea how many comics I've made.

Oh, I do now. I'm one series away from 400, whoo!

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Dad was flammable