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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Well, I finally did it. I've crossed #400. The official #400 is here:

Efficiency Expert by Scyess
7-15-02
I've had it with your shit! I'm not going to take it anymore! You're possibly the most incompetent carbon-based life form I've ever worked for! I quit!
You're pig-headed, slow, and smell like decaying feet. I'll bet the company keeps children as sex slaves in the mail room. And I'm sick of your staring at my ass! You can take_this_job_and_shove_it!
Who are you? Do you work here?
Actually, I have an interview tomorrow, but the whole "work" thing really cuts into my schedule so I thought I'd take care of this ahead of time.

But the real #400 is here, not including the 3 comics that posted wrong or accidintally posted twice.

Too Many Shit Local Bands by Scyess
7-15-02
Yeah, so our band has two guitars, a bass, and a drummer. Our music are heavily influenced by --
-- That's great, Stu. I'd love to produce your record, but first...
...my enviornmentally conscious collegue here would like to have a few words with you about noise pollution.
*grunt*
"AAAIIIIIYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Jim! I didn't know you were a record producer.
I'm not, Jon, but I AM on the Committee to Reduce the Number of Shit Local Bands. This way's just easier.

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"Old" is the old new.

7-15-02 2:29pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Welcome to the 400 club. What's your jacket size, good sir?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

7-15-02 3:21pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I didn't even notice this one until a few strips later:

#502 by DexX
7-09-02
*WHHHHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!!*
Gah!
Hey!
What the hell was that?
DexX's 500th comic.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

7-15-02 8:56pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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One doesn't need to post 400 comics to be a loser. Trust me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

7-15-02 9:23pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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One needs to post at least twice that. Or something.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-15-02 9:36pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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It looks like you're approaching a thousand, kaufman. I hope Brad has fixed the C1K bug or else you could end up sitting in the dark trying to gnaw your way into a can of string beans when your electric can opener no longer works.

Or something.

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"Old" is the old new.

7-15-02 10:21pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I havn't made 100 yet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

7-15-02 10:55pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Thank God for small mercies.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

7-15-02 11:08pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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If the C1K bug hits, just make comics as super kaufman.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

7-16-02 12:39am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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I don't know if I could reach 400....I'm running out of poop and dick jokes....

7-18-02 5:33am (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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That made me feel better... until I crossed the line to 500.

The official #500:
The SemiGlorious Return of LFooaC Man after a Real Absence by Scyess
8-13-02
What? What's that wierd look about?
It's because I shoot fish out of cannons, isn't it?
...ya think?

The REAL #500:
Where Are They Now? by Scyess
8-14-02
Excuse me, have you got a light?
Sure!
I really meant, "Can you light my cigarette," not "Can you make your penis radiate the holy light of a pantheon of a thousand ancient gods."
Sorry, my mistake.
No problem.

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"Old" is the old new.

8-14-02 10:05am (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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That last comic was nothing short of pure, undiluted genius. If I wore a hat, I'd tip it to you, Scyess.

As it is, I shall simply suck up to you in this post.

YOU'RE GREAT! YOU'RE THE KING! LET ME BUILD YOU AN EMERALD CITY FROM THESE GRAINS OF SAND!

Right, I'm done sucking...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

8-14-02 11:40am (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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No, you still suck.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

8-14-02 6:15pm (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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No, you still suck.


Like a vacuum, baby!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

8-15-02 1:00am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I don't have any idea how many comics I've made.

Oh, I do now. I'm one series away from 400, whoo!

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Dad was flammable

8-15-02 7:23am (new)
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