http://www.atomfilms.com/default.asp?film_id=30

Ok, here's the deal. When the link opens, select play entire film (something like that) You will be asked to put in a user name and password. Right above that is a New Member Join button. Click that fill out the little form and then it will let you play the movie - it's worth it. TRUST ME!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I thought it was a good short. Great score, funny and quirky. It's obviously not supposed to be a "serious" film. I love the silent film look.

Hi, desc.

Well, as long as we're doing robot movies, check out this flash video by the Laziest Men on Mars. They're the ones who did that "All your base" song awhile back.

http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/secret.html

Now, please go stand by the stairs.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Which one of you two is the evil twin?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Descolada

ObiJo

The resemblance is uncanny...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

One of us chooses to hide the bulging eye deformity from the world while the other displays it at its most bulbous, hoping to scare children and old folk. Also, I have the "Bowtie of Eveeeeel." I'm by far the evilest person on my block. Except for the Smith's toddler. That boy's just sick in the head.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I heard "The Terrible Secret of Space" a while back. Funny as hell..
"I am the pusher robot, I am here to protect you, I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space." "I am the shover robot, I am here to protect you, I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I shove snow on top of grandma. I am superior.

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What others say about boorite!

Do not believe the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning. I am here to protect you. I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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What others say about boorite!

Mmmm, now that is one hot poster...

The chick? Oh, she's alright I guess.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

MOVIES BAD! by DragonXero 5-04-01

TOBOR FROM MOVIES IS NOT REAL TOBOR! MOVIES WERE STUPID AND FAKE! NOT LIKE REAL LIFE! THERE WAS NO MANRAPE IN MOVIES! TOBOR LOVE MANRAPE!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The Robot Antidefamation League speaks... by wirthling 5-04-01

I am here to make a statement on behalf of the Robot Antidefamation League... We robots are not all maniacal killing machines who are out to "cornhole" the world. We at the RAL greatly resent how comics here depict -- RAAAR! TABOR WILL - Hey, did I come at a bad time? Damn you, Tobor!

I have no mouth and I must cornhole you.

And misspell "Tobor." I must do that, too.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You've gotta start somewhere by ObiJo 5-16-01

Now, go on Tobor Junior. You know what to do. Ok, dad. I'm scared, but I'll do it. raaaaar! TJ will muffdive! Ok. They grow up so quickly. *sniff*

And you thought this thread was dead.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Poor Sodomizer 5000 by ObiJo 5-16-01

Oh, everyone just LOVES Tobor. Meanwhile, I sit here all alone and unused. What I need is a catchphrase that strikes fear in people's hearts. But that cornhole thing is already taken. Hmmm. How about... You smell like poopy, Mr. Poopy Pants. Haha! Look, Mommy, a funny robot! Say the funny thing again, Mr. Robot! No. Pleeeease?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Tobor the Funny by ObiJo 5-16-01

...so the Mohel says, "Woops!" Hahaha! Get it? You SUCK! Get off the stage! Oh, you are SO getting cornholed.

I can't stop. Call the police.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Seriously, I can't.

Tobor Junior, you little scamp by ObiJo 5-16-01

Rrrrinngggg! Hello? Uh huh. Yeah. Ok, let me check. Mom, TJ wants to know if I can come out and get cornholed. Not until you finish your homework, mister.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.